Strange looking fool robs Big Lots store on Wilson Road: On Feb. 23, at 6:06 p.m., a strange-looking dude entered the Big Lots store on North Wilson Road, and took merchandise to the register as though he was going to make a purchase.

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*Crime of the Week: Boyfriend-girlfriend clepto team stealing in Banana Republic: On Dec. 15, 2011, at about 3:35 p.m., a man and a woman, both in their 20s went into the Banana Republic store in the Polaris Mall and were spotted behind a rack shoving and stuffing shirts and pants and other things into a big bag that the man was holding open. After they finished, the man went and stood by the door as a lookout, while the lil skinny woman walked out of the store with the big bag.  A hidden camera caught the whole heist on tape. The cops got money on these two and you can cash in if you know something by calling (614) TIPS (8477)

These folks done gone crazy stabbin each other: On Mar.4, around 4:09 p.m., a caller in the 500 block of Stanley Avenue, reported that a 50 year-old dude Jeffery Ratliff had been stabbed by an alleged unknown assailant following a confrontation. At this time no one has been arrested and nobody is saying anything, but if you know something, say something and get paid. Call 561-TIPS.

Man stabbed in fight when he tried to help out daughter in ruckus: On Mar.5, around 3 in the morning, police were called to a house in the 1100 block of Abbots Green, where it was reported that a 49 year-old man and his roommate had gone outside to assist his daughter who was involved in a fight with another person in front of the building.  Upon arrival the cops found that a man named Richard, the girls daddy, had got stabbed when they joined the fight. Mr. R. was taken to a near by hospital in stable condition and will should alright.

Cougar attacks cub with butcher knife in lover’s dispute: On Mar.2, at about 7:47 p.m., a caller in the 1800 block of Forest Oak Lane, reported that a woman named Robin, 37, had stabbed her young boyfriend Anthony, age 26. It was a vicious cougar cat- like attack by Ms. Robin who stabbed lover-boy more than 4 times.  Anthony was taken to a near-by hospital and treated.  Missy Jealous was charged with domestic violence and felony assault.

Big O’ strong woman at the Klub punched Carmalita in her right eye: On Feb.21, around 11: 30 p.m., a caller at Klub 57, on Beechwood Road, reported that a lil cute woman named Carmalita, 32 had been punched in her right eye by a big strong woman that she said she did not know as she was leaving the club after having had a few drinks.  A pissed off Cutie, Carm, drove herself to the hospital where she was treated and released.  Huuuuum!  I wonder what’s up with that?

O’ slick rascal pretending to be a customer robbed the cell phone shop: Around 12:55 p.m., on Feb.21, a suspect entered the T-Mobile store on Easton Town Center and looked around shopping like he was going to buy something. The slick buzzard gathered some stuff and when he got to the counter, as the clerk was ready to ring him out, the crook gave her a note saying “this is a stick-up.”  After receiving the cash, ol’ boy took off running in an unknown direction.  No injuries were reported. Maybe this fool might answer the phone if they call him.

Woman who kidnapped her own child from foster mom nabbed at Wal-Mart: On Mar. 3, at about 4:49 p.m., a call was received from a foster mother of a child who lives in the 5200 block of Butternut Court, reporting that the real mother had kidnapped the child and had taken it away without her permission. The momma was busted sitting in a car in the Wal-Mart parking lot on Bethel Road. The child had not been harmed.

Man beats up a woman who refused to leave the klub with him: On Feb. 26, at around 1:40 in the morning, a woman who had had a few drinks in the klub with some knuckleheaded, possessive, dude name Quinones, reported that he got violently upset after she refused to leave with him. This fool punched her knocking her down and then started kicking her. The police are not only charging this hombre with felonious assault, but also with domestic violence since they had got acquainted. She probably knew he was a dumb cluck from his conversation.  Ya’ll be careful who you drink with in these clubs.

Strange looking fool robs Big Lots store on Wilson Road: On Feb. 23, at 6:06 p.m., a strange-looking dude entered the Big Lots store on North Wilson Road, and took merchandise to the register as though he was going to make a purchase.  This crook then threatened the clerk’s life and demanded that he be given the money in the register. The clerk complied and he took off running. The police got money out for this idiots head and if you know anything you can get paid by calling, (614) TIPS (8477)

Willie Lump-Lump eludes SWAT team: On Feb.25,  at 10:36 a.m., a caller in the 300 block of Mayfair Boulevard, reported that there had been a stabbing of a 40 year-old man named Mr. Dobosu, by another dude named Mr. Lumpkin aka Lump-Lump. Police arrived and the victim told them that the assailant might still be in the building in apartment C.  After the cops tried several times to get. Lump to open the door, they got a search warrant and called in the SWAT team as back up because Lump-Lump was described as armed and dangerous.  They later busted the door down and found that Lumpkin had been able to elude them.