On March 25, at about 10:12 p.m., a very pissed off woman name Valerie, called and reported that her ex-boyfriend is at her house causing a problem and he’s refusing to leave.
Crime of the week:
Sobriety sting operation nets nine arrested for driving drunk: On March. 16, from 9:25 pm., until 2:30 a.m. of the next morning, Columbus Police conducted a low man sobriety checkpoint on Olentangy River Road, south of West 3rd Avenue. During this operation over 400 cars were checked where nine people were arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol or for just being plain drunk. Ya’ll betta watch out cause they ain’t playing.
Dude with knife demands apology from chump for disrespecting his woman: On March 16, around 8:35 p.m., a brazing dude named Taun went to a house in the 2000 block of N. High Street, with a knife, grabbed a fella named Shashank and shoved his butt into his car, then drove him to his woman’s house and made that sucka apologize to her face for disrespecting her. The police caught up with Mr. Bold Butt and charged him with kidnapping.
Briana’s ex-boyfriend in jealous rage shoots at and her new fella: On March 16, at 8:12 p.m., police responded to a residence in the 1100 block of Fabron Avenue, where it was reported that a woman named Briana and another unnamed person had been shot in that location. Mrs. “B” and her new lil fella were both taken to an area hospital where they were treated and are in stable condition. The cops are still looking for the fool in his folly that did the shooting.
Two teenage boys were wounded in gunfire over on Gibbard Avenue:
On March 13, at about 10 p.m., police were called to a location in the 800 block of Gibbard Avenue, where they found that two young boys had been shot. The boys were taken to a near by hospital treated for non-life threatening wounds. The cops have no suspects at this time.
Another shooting! Theez fools done gone crazy with gunz: On March 17, at about 10:10 p.m., cops were called to apartment # D of a building in the 3300 block of East Broad Street, were they found some friends and neighbors attending and caring for a wounded 38 year-old man named Mr. Broomfield. The victim was transported to a near by hospital for treatment. A shooter has not been identified at this time. Anyone with info of who might have did this are asked to call Crime Stoppers or (614) 645-4141
19 year-old idiot is busted for trying to help two young girls runaway: On March 20, at about 1 p.m., a 19 year-old man went to the High School on Northcliff Drive, and picked up two young girls age 14 and 16, put them in his car and started to drive them to New York in attempt for them to runaway. Somehow the incident was reported and the car was stopped on I-70 en rout to the Big Apple. SWAT and other officers arrested this idiot and the girls were returned to their parents safely.
Some fool shot Justin in his hip over on East Welch: On March 23, around 3:50 in the morning, a caller in the 300 block of East Welch Avenue reported that they had heard some gunshots near Parsons and East Welch. When the cops arrived they found Justin Hood who had been shot in his left hand and hip in front of a house on Welch. The matter is being investigated and I hope they catch the fool who shot him. Would somebody please tell me where in the hell are all these fools getting all these gunz?
Ooowee! violence and mo violence, these fools have gone plum crazy: On March 24, at 10:28 pm., a caller in the 300 block of Woodrow Avenue, reported that two girls had got to fighting and one stabbed the other and left her lying in the street bleeding like a hog. Lucky some folks and witnesses new the other girl and told the police where she went and the cops picked her fast behind up. Both of these girls are listed as being underage at 21 years-old.
Nowhere is safe to eat, fools are robbing Applebee’s: Around 1:43 a.m., on March 21, some clown walked into an unlocked door at the Applebee’s on Morse Road, pulled his pistol and, stuck up all the employees and demanded that one of them open the safe. The gunman is described as a big, tall, heavy-set dude, who wore a black ski mask. The cops are furious about this thug and the want him bad. Call Crime Stoppers if you know anything.
SWAT had to flush out fool on N. 4th Street: Looks like we are in for a long hot summer from the way these fools are carrying on now! On March 19, at about 2:53 p.m., a caller in the 1400 block of North 4th Street reported that a guy named Jerez had gotten into a scrape it with some other people at that location and left, but came back with a pistol and shot up the place. He then ran into the apartment next door and refused to come out when the police ordered him too. After a while, the SWAT Team got to him and threw his butt in jail for discharging a firearm into a habitation.
Young punks are threatening a man named Julious on E. 147th: On March 25, at 9:49 p.m., a grown man named Julious who lives in the 4200 block of East 147th, called and reported that he was having trouble with some young punks on his street, who are making a commotion and threatening him. Yall betta get out here and tell these lil’ thugs something! A car was sent out to help Mr. Julious resolve his troubles.
Strange looking creep is inside a vacant house on East 57th:
On March 25, around 9:51 p.m., a concerned woman in the 2900 block of
East 57 th Street, called and reported that a strange looking sucka had gone inside a vacant house a few doors down and she ain’t sure what he is going to do in there.
A unit was sent out to check out the Mr. Strange Looker.
Need a unit to go pick up a delinquent juvenile at North Randall PD: Around 9:52 p.m., on March 25, there was a request for a patrol car to go out to North Randall Police Department and pick up a delinquent juvenile who was there in custody and take the juvee down to the Children and Family Service Center at East 40th and Euclid Avenue. A car was sent out.
Neighbors are calling about some drug activity on Traymore Avenue: Around 9:56 p.m., on March 25, there were several calls from residents in the 7000 block of Traymore Avenue, complaining that some ornery azz dope boys are selling drug out of a white car on their street. A car was sent out to check these tuff guys out.
Her nasty mouth ex-boyfriend is there and refusing to leave: Around 10:01 p.m. on March 25, a very angry woman who lives in the 1900 block of West 52nd Street, called 911 and reported that her ornery azz ex-boyfriend is there acting a butt hole, chasing people around and refusing to leave. A car was sent out to check out Mr. Tuff Stuff.
Crystal is having trouble with the crazy people of upstairs: On March 25, at 10:04 p.m., a furious tenant in a house in the 3900 block of Arnold Avenue, called and reported that she is having trouble with her upstairs neighbors who are causing her some heartaches. A car was sent out to cool down this heated house.
Two crack heads are getting high right out on the street on Luther Avenue: Around 10:06 p.m., some upset residents on East 55th and Luther Avenue, called and reported that a trifilin’ woman and a dufuss looking dude are out on the their street getting high. A car was sent out to check out these brazing dope fiends.
Some clown on West 10th is blasting his car music like a nut: On March 25, around 10:07 p.m., a highly irritated resident in the 2100 block of West 10th Street, called and reported that some clown two doors down is in a car blasting his music like he’s’ nuts. A car was sent to help this deranged music freak to turn his music down.
Some mo loud music from the folks up stairs on Flowerdale: On March 25, around 10:10 p.m., a fed up neighbor down stairs in a house in the 6100 block of Flowerdale Avenue, called and reported that the folks up stairs are playing their music so loud that it is ridiculous. A unit was sent to break up this private concert.
Valerie’s ex-boyfriend is at her house causing trouble: On March 25, at about 10:12 p.m., a very pissed off woman name Valerie, called and reported that her ex-boyfriend is at her house causing a problem and he’s refusing to leave. He is parked out in front of her house sitting in his gold Caddy. A unit was sent out to make Mr. Big Stuff move on.