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Criminal of the week:

Crook wearing bright pink shirt heists $11,000 worth of eye glass frames: Back on April 29, at 11:20 p.m., some crazy looking clown inColumbus who was wearing a bright pink shirt threw a brick and smashed the front door glass of the Eyeglass Wearhouse onEast Dublin andGrandville Road. Once in, the crook started stuffing designer brands and other kinds of eyeglass frame into a big ol’ bag. The company has estimated that there was more than $ 11,000.00 worth of merchandise stolen. Cops want this clown bad and if you know something, say something and get paid by calling (614) 645-TIPS (8477)

Akron Ohio

Big ugly pit-bull got loose on Sherrod Avenue: On May 4, at 8:25 p.m., there were several reports from residents in the 800 block ofSherrod Avenue, who called complaining that there was a big O’ ugly pit-bull running lose on their street and scaring people.   Ya’ll come get this big O’ ugly thang!      A car was sent out to round up and check out who owned the big repulsive mutt.

Idiots are playing their music way too loud on East Tallmadge:  On May 5, around 8:16 p.m., an aggravated neighbor in the 1000 block ofEast Tallmadge Avenue, called and reported that they were sick and tired of a disrespectful butt hole who was playing their music way too loud. A car was sent out to tell the rude, discourteous nincompoop, to either turn it down or turn it off. 

The police stopped a white Buick near Zion Temple Church: On May 5, at 8:19 p.m., a patrol car radioed and asked the dispatcher if they were still looking for the white Buick Century that they were chasing earlier, because they had just spotted a white car matching that description in front of the Zion Temple Church and was making the stop near Ardoon and Milton Avenue.  The car was later Ok’d to leave after it checked good.

Somebody just got they’re butt kicked on Treeside: Around 8:41p.m., on May 5, a person in the 600 block ofTreeside Drive, called and reported that somebody had just been assaulted at that address. A car was rushed out to cool down this volatile situation be for it could get worse.

Some knuckleheads just jumped on a boy over near Sloan: On May 5, at 8:32 p.m., a concerned person in the 72^nd andSloan Avenue area called and reported that some boy had just got jumped on and there could be some gang trouble brewing in the area.  Several cars were sent out to calm things down.

A crazy acting dude wearing a red, white and blue cap is screaming:

At 8:26 p.m., on May 5, there were several reports that there was some crazy-acting fool wearing a red, white and blue hat, over near 2^nd and Madison, and he is walking up and down the street raising hell hollering and screaming at folks.  A unit was sent out to check out what’s with this clown.

A cabby is having a problem with some folk’s near 75^th: On May 5, around 8:27 p.m., an angry cab driver called in and reported that he was having some trouble with folks over in that area, and he just wanted to get his fair and get the hell out of there. A car was sent out to try and settle this po cabby’s problem.

Some jerk is walking down Dalton toward Howard Street with a gun: At 8:34 p.m., on May 5, several frantic calls came in from the 117^th and Dalton Street area, reporting that there was some idiot wearing a red shirt who is walking down the street with a gun, and he was headed towards Howard Street looking for some other people who are reportedly getting ready to rumble. Several cars were rushed out to the scene to stop the madness.

Hurry up! A Landlord and tenant are getting ready to throw down: On May 5, at about 8:30 p.m., a caller in the 3^rd andKellogg Avenue area, reported that there is a big hullabaloo going on between a landlord and a tenant and they are getting ready to have a serious throw down if ya’ll don’t hurry up and get here.  A car was sent out and both tenant and landlord were advised to take matter to court, thus it was squashed.  

They are on the front porch drunk as a skunk and raising hell: At 8:40 p.m., on May 5, an aggravated neighbor in the 600 block of Allen Road, called and reported that some yahoos were out on the front porch drunk as a skunk, arguing and talking loud as hell. A unit was rushed over to calm this obnoxious scene.

Columbus Ohio

Shots fired! Kinfolks scatter at big family backyard Bar-B-Q: On May 4,  at 6:41 p.m., Rashaad Johnson and his relatives were having a good time at their fashion family Bar-B- Q in the backyard on Taylor Avenue, when multiple gun shots rang out from the ally behind the house. The party ended abruptly and was broken up when Rashaad was rushed to a near by hospital with non-life threatening injuries. Believe me; all it takes is one fool to disrupt the family having fun at a cook-out over at Big Momma’s house. That’s a damn shame!

Some punk shot Randy and left him lying in the hallway: On May 5, at about 2 in the morning a caller in the 5000 block of Broad Meadows Boulevard, reported that a man had been shot in the hallway on one of the lower floors. When police arrived they found a 23 year-old dude named Randy. He was taken to a near-by hospital and treated.  At this time there are no suspects or known motives for the attack. If you know something, say something, ‘cause this could have been you.

Jeremy has been shot over on Parsons Avenue: On May 3, at 9:45 p.m., a caller in the 3100 block ofParson Avenue reported that a fella named Jeremy had a squabble with some chump who pulled his pistol and just started firing. One of the shots hit “J” in his side and he had to be taken to a near-by hospital. The cops are looking into the matter and if you know something say something and call (614) 645-4059.

Young boy is prime suspect in shooting older boy: On April 30, at 10:23 p.m., a call was received that a young boy, 17, had been shot over onKinderly Drive, in the 2200 block. After an investigation it was discovered that a young boy, 13, had done the shooting. When will they learn that they will spend the rest of their life in jail for this kind of stuff.  The irony is that too many of our boys think that killing is like a video game and after the shooting you push restart and the victim will pop back up. Nope!   Please let’s talk to them about consequences.

Cleveland Ohio

Dude doesn’t want trouble and needs police to help him get his kids: At 9:57 p.m., a fella came into to district and asked the police could they go with him over to his baby’s momma’s house on 71^st andHarvard Avenue to help him get his kids back.  Dude said he knew that there would be some flack if he showed up with help. A car was sent to assist Mr. Peace Loving get his children.

Jenna’s 13 year-old son pulled a knife on her: At 9:59 p.m., on May 6, a distraught mother named Jenna A. who lives in the 500 block of East 101^st   Street, called and reported that her 13 year-old son had just pulled a knife on her. A car was rushed out before she takes this lil’ fool out. I would bet that lil’ Mr. Smart Mouth June Bug thought his momma’s was playing when she said she would call the cops on his butt. Great work mom, I guess you can show him betta than you can tell him.

A mother and son are fighting on Woodridge about a cell phone: On May 6, at 10 p.m., an angry mother over in the 3800 block of Woodridge Avenue, called and reported that she and her son were in a great big ruckus over a cell phone, and she ain’t gonna give it back. A unit was rushed to that house to talk out this matter. What in the world is going on with some of our young boys?  Momma, stop telling these chumps that he is the lil’ man of the house. “This is my house and you do what I say do”, end of story.

Crack heads just kicked the door of a house on Dove: Around 10:05 p.m., on May 6, an alert neighbor in the 12700 block ofDove Avenue, called and reported that two crack heads just kicked in the side door of her neighbor’s house and are in the basement stealing the copper plumbing. The neighbor also said that the house is not empty and some people are living there. Ya’ll hurry up and get here and bust they behinds. Several car s were rushed out to catch these junk yard bandits.

Sharee’s friend’s baby’s daddy is beating her down, come get him: At 10:06 p.m., on May 6, a very angry woman named Sharee in the 5000 block of Hamm Avenue, called and reported that her girlfriend’s baby’s daddy was over there kicking her friends butt and ya’ll need to come and get this idiot – now!   A car was sent to stop this Mr. Skuzzy Bucket from beating on his baby’s momma.

Angry daughter calls cops on step-daddy for beating her momma: On May 6, around 10:07 p.m., a much fed up step-daughter called in on some dude in the 3700 block of Poe Avenue. She reported that she is sick and tired of this chump whipping on her momma. This fool is drunk and every time he starts drinking he starts a fight. Ya’ll go over there and put his behind in jail for domest