May 28, Miss Robinson in the 3700 block of East 151^st Street, came home and found her door wide open. She said she wasn’t sure if the rogues were still in there, but, she ain’t going in and she will be outside waiting in a little green car.

Brittany bites the hand of the brother that feeds her: AKRON, OHIO, On May 21, a frantic call came from an address in the 800 block of Indian Trail, reporting that a 19 year-old woman named Brittany M. came over to her ex-boyfriend’s house acting a fool and than they got into a big fight. When the ex-boyfriend’s brother tried to separate the two, MissBrittany latched on his left hand and started biting him like a dog.  As if all that wasn’t enough, Miss B let his hand go and than stabbed him in his left side. The boy’s family must have thought, this heffa done gone plum crazy, and called the police.Brittany was charged with several criminal violations. The brother was taken to a near by hospital and his wounds treated.

Akron Ohio

Some fool on West Burns Street shot at his daddy and hid the gun: On May 21, at around 7:30 p.m., police were called to an address onWest Burns Street, after they received a report that some disrespectful jackass had gotten into a big argument with his daddy and then had the nerve to shoot at him. They said that Junior then ran over to a relative’s house and hid the gun in a box in their attic. The police found the gun and hauled June bug’s behind to jail and charged him with Felonious Assault. Dumb cluck, where you gone stay now?

Matthew caught drunk with some weed and a pipe: On May 22, at 7:23 a.m., the cops responded to and address in the 300block ofPara Avenue, for a domestic situation and a big fight. Cops said when they arrived they found Matthew L, who had several red marks in his face, sweating like a scared jack rabbit and he smelled like a whisky distillery.  Not only was Matt drunk, when they searched him they found a bag of weed and a pipe, yep, you guessed it, they arrested his butt.

Bryce busted over on Aberdeen with a crack pipe and some rocks: On May 22, the police watched a 23 year-old crack head name Bryce E flip a U-turn and then tried to shake them off his tail. The cops chased his butt for several block, sounding sirens and lights flashing, but this fool kept going.  Finally they pulled him over onAberdeen Street, and ol’ boy bailed out of his ride and took off running.  After a short foot chase they tackled his big butt and down he went. They figured the reason this nut was running was because he had some crack and a crack pipe in his pocket. Busted!

Crack heads ramshacked vacant house to rip out copper: On May 22, at around noon, and in broad daylight, some crack heads busted into a vacant house onGrand Avenue and ripped out all the copper plumbing.  Ya’ll need to teach these crack fiens a new way of making money, maybe even get a damn job.

Da’Zuan shot at his baby’s momma who is 6 months pregnant: On May 22, a call was received from an address in the 700 block of Carlllysle Street, where it was reported that Da’Zuan C got in a scuffle, hit his un-born  baby’s momma in the face who is six months pregnant. Then this jerk had the gump to shoot at her. Off he went to jail with a bad case of Domestic Violence. He will no doubt be a baby daddy when get out. See yeah and I wouldn’t want to be yeah!

Folks spotted ol’ thieving Anthony trying to break in a house: On  May 22, an alert neighbor in the 1100 block of Greenvale Avenue, spotted a rotten thief named Anthony H in the driveway of a their neighbor’s house trying to break in. Cops showed up and busted his behind and charged him with attempted burglary. What in the hell is wrong with some of these fools always looking for something for nothing. Busted! Good, no betta for his thieving butt.

Watch out! These bastards are now robbing folks at the ATMs: On May 15, at around 12:05 p.m., a very pissed-off woman called and reported that while she was at the First Merit Bank ATM machine onKenmore Boulevard, several young punks walked up to her, pulled out a pistol out and her took her $ 20.00, car keys, and her designer purse. Can you believe that ornery bastards even took her cigarettes? Please hurry up and catch these clowns. As always, if you know something, say something, because this could be you or your mom the next time. Call Crime Stoppers at (330) 434-2677 and get paid.  

Thief broke into house on Stabler and stole six pair of sneakers: On May 23, at around 3:30 p.m., a caller in the 1800 block ofStabler Road, reported that

Some chump had broken into his house and stole a whole bunch of stuff. They took 2 laptops, 2 watches, 2 play stations, a Nintendo Wii, some gold/diamond earrings, some video games and six pairs of dude’s brand name tennis shoes. Ya’ll hurry up and catch this chump before the owners does.  What on earth is this world coming to, what next, maybe the baby’s Similac formula ?

More crack heads breaking in and stealing the copper plumbing: On May 24, around 9 p.m., a house in the 100 block of High Street was broken into and all the copper plumbing was ripped out. On May 23, there was also a house in the 1700 block ofNanuala Drive, where the same act occurred. These low-down dirty dogs will only get about $ 30 or $ 40 dollars for their heist, but it will cost the home owner about $ 3 or $ 4,000 to replace it. Maybe the cops should start requiring the scrap yards to take a photo of everyone who comes in with copper plumbing and ask them to show a current ID.  How’d they like them apples? 

Tyieshia, her brother Tony and Steve robbed some folks: Back on April 9, Tyieshia Shellman and her brother Tony and Steve Young went to a woman’s house over on Lake Street, rushed in and held her and her boyfriend and her children all at gun point and made them open a safe, in which they took some cash and jewelry. Tyieshia was the scam artist who set everything up. On May 24, the bold trio of bandits was charged with Complicity to Commit Aggravated Robbery Aggravated Burglary and Safecracking.

Columbus Ohio

Deshuan was shot in his arm by some thugs over on Kenmore Road: On May 21, at 9:05 p.m., a call was received from a person in the 1700 block ofKenmore Road, who reported that they had heard some gun shots.  Police discovered that Deshuan Crawley had been shot in his arm by some thugs, which he said was for nothing and maybe because he was walking down the street. Shaun took off running after he had been shot and was later taken to an area hospital and treated for his injuries. He was in stable condition.  

Punks in the ally shot Devon while he was at the bus stop: On May 22, at 7:33 p.m., a caller near East Livingston and Fairwood Avenue, reported that some gun shots had been fired from the ally behind the COTA bus stop, and that a 25 year-old fella named Devon Ball had been shot in his left leg.  A lady, Miss Booker said that some of the bullets had also hit her Chevy Blazer truck as she was passing by.   “D” was taken to a near by hospital and treated for his non-life threatening wounds. If you know something, say something, ‘cause this don’t make no sense.

The Feds know it was Kevin that robbed the Key Bank on Frantz Rd:

On May 23, at 10:34 a.m. Kevin Tracy walked into to the Key Bank over onFrantz Road, pulled out a pistol and pointed it at the teller.  Kevin didn’t have to say anything to the teller, she just gave him some dough and he took off running out of the bank.  A photo was given to the police and they caught up with him a few blocks away near Shiering Rings Road and Kev gave up without a fight.  Look out jail here he come.

Woman grapples with thug who won by hitting her with the gun: On May 20, at about 4 p.m., a thug shoved a pistol in a woman back intent on robbing her while she was walking into a market at the corner of Whitethorne and West Mound Street. The woman quickly turned around and started grappling with this lame and almost took the gun away from him. The only way the thug could get her off of his butt was to resort to bashing her in the head with the pistol. The lady said when the punk hit her it dazed her so she let him have her purse. She would have whipped this chump's behind if he hadn’t hit her with the pistol. If you know Juian Riley, get paid by calling Crime Stoppers at (614) 645 TIPS

Damn! They done robbed another United Dairy: On May 24, around 3:10 a.m., a Hispanic looking dude walked into the UDF store onClime Road and faked like he had a gun and threatened to kill the clerk if she didn’t give up all the cash. The clerk gave this crazy looking sucka the money in order to avoid getting hurt by this idiot.  Dude took the loot and left without causing any harm.

Cleveland Ohio

Cops chasing two thugs in a black Chevy Impala who won’t stop: At 11:14 p.m., on May 28, a patrolman radioed to dispatch that he just had chased a black Chevy Impala for over four block and the car had finally pulled over near East 65^th and Hensley Avenue. The auto is occupied by two males who he thinks might be up to something and to please send another car to assist and for back-up. Any car that was in the area was told to assist for back-up, just in case.

Man shoving drunk woman into taxi may have done something to her: On May 28, at 11:07, an observant motorist passing by near 1200 block of Main Street, called in reported that they had just saw a dude literally stuffing a highly intoxicated woman into a taxi cab that looked like she had passed out.  The caller also said that the dude was so acting strange as though he had done something to her and wanted to get her out of there. The taxi was last seen heading towardsElm Street.    Several cars went to try and head the cabby off.

Two dudes on Yale fighting like they crazy: On May 28, about 11:20 p.m., an all shook up neighbor in the 8800 block of Yale Avenue, called and reported that there were two dudes on the front lawn of a house a couple of doors down and they can hear these two fools hollin, cussin and fighting like they crazy. Ya’ll hurry up and send somebody out here to stop these two idiots before one of them really gets hurt – We ain’t seen no weapons, but ya’ll come on! 

Barbie said the folks round the corner stole her kid’s bikes: May 28, at around 11:27 p.m., a very frustrated woman named Barbie in the 3700 block of East 50^th Street, called and reported that some butt holes had stolen her kid’s bikes and that she had just spotted them riding up and down the street about two blocks over from where she lives. These ornery lil’ rascals need they're behinds whipped and taught that, thou shalt not steal. A car was sent out to help Miss Cutesy get her kid’s bikes back.

Rogues broke in Miss Robinson’s house and are still in there: At 11:27 p.m., on May 28, Miss Robinson in the 3700 block of East 151^st Street, came home and found her door wide open. She said she wasn’t sure if the rogues were still in there, but, she ain’t going in and she will be outside waiting in a little green car. A car was rushed over to her house to try and catch this booger in action.