On June 26, around 10:34 p.m., several patrol cars were rushed over to a house in the 500 block of East 107^th Street, because it was reported that two sisters were fighting

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AKRON, OHIO

Desperate thug robs couple for $5.00 in Burger King drive-thru: On June 25, it was reported that a 31-year-od Shawn Cook, was charged with Robbery. He approached the victim's vehicle at the Burger King at 671 E Market Street while they were in the drive-thru, getting food. This desperate punk reached down into his waistband as if he had some sort of weapon and demanded of the victims $5.00 and the change.   After the stick up he went straight home. He was arrested at his house onCotter Avenue.  Dummy!

Akron Ohio

Mike, Demont and Gavontye stuck up three dudes at gunpoint: On June 23, it was reported that around 10 p.m., three guys were walking on Sumner Street and were robbed.   The victims reported the thugs approached them from behind and demanded their goods at gunpoint. The thugs then knocked the victims to the ground and went through their pockets, taking cell phones, wallets and cash before running. The police chased down “D” and he tossed the gun and stolen stuff in the bushes.  He later squealed on his two partners.  These thugs Mike Graves, Demont Freeman and Gavontye Lott, were all charged with Aggravated Robbery.

Sandy got busted with weed and a phony prescription: On June 25, it was reported that Sondra Jackson, 23, was caught and charged with Illegally Processing a Drug Document (prescriptions) at Drugs MarCana. Sondra forged a Xanax prescription and was in possession of marijuana. This heffa must be crazy and needs some help.

Junkie high on heroin passes out at the wheel and runs into fence: On June 25, Steven Most, 48, of Fox Lake Rd, Marshallville, Ohio was charged with Possession of Heroin and Drug Abuse Instruments. Steven wrecked his vehicle and a fence at 444 South Maple Street. Upon arrivalEMS found him passed out behind the wheel and still asleep. A needle, some heron and small drug kit were also in Stevie’s possession.

Cops nab Jamie driving with an open Bud Ice: On June 25, at around 10:50 a.m., it was reported that a dude named Jamie, 29, of Hyer, Road, was charged with Drug Abuse and having an Open Container while driving a Motor Vehicle.  Jamie was stopped at Factory and River for a traffic violation.   He was found to be in possession of a big ol’ open can of Bud Ice. The cops also found 10 oxycodone pills in Jamie’s pocket. This dude definitely needs some rehab.

A rascal name Elliot punched a fella and broke his face: On June 25, it was reported that a rascal named Elliot Lipsey Jr., 30, ofNewton Street, inAkron, was charged with Felonious Assault, after he punched a fella that was talking to a person at the corner ofTallmadge andN Howard Street. The victim is now inSt. ThomasHospital with broken facial bones. The cops arrested E’s behind, and then they hauled his punch-drunk butt off to jail. Now punch that!

 Rotten thief stole the damn Bar-B-Q grill, how they cook on the 4^th?: On June 22, between midnight and 7:59 a.m., it was reported that some rotten butt thieves broke into a house in the 1100 block of Ackley Street, and stole almost everything the folks needed for their cookout on the 4^th of July. The bastards entered through a rear window and took property from the house and garage. Missing were two bicycles, a gas, Bar-B-Q grill, a ceiling fan, computer tower, some aluminum downspouts and numerous other items.   The cops are looking for the no good thieves that ruined these folk’s holiday.

Two bullies busted for whipping on their women: On June 25 around 10:50 a.m., is was reported that Anthony Oliver Jr., 21, of  Roslyn Ave, Akron, was charged with Domestic Violence and Domestic Violence Menacing. Anthony has a prior conviction for domestic violence from 10-22-11.  Terrance Crumby, 36, who lives on 18th Street, also got his behind tossed in jail, charged with Domestic Violence, Disrupting Public Service, Domestic Violence Menacing and Unlawful Restraint. Terry also has a prior conviction for domestic violence from 4-3-12. Maybe this will convince these two that the state is cracking down on fools who want to whip on their women.   Ya’ll know this a felony!

Dirty thieves’ stole dude’s lawn mower, and his weed whacker: Between June 20 and June 22, some low-down, dirty thieves broke into a house in the 1800 block of Flint Avenue, between  9 a.m. and 3:26 p.m., The rogues entered a detached garage and took property and stole a whole bunch of stuff. Missing are two car amplifiers, a snow blower, a lawn mower, a weed whacker (trimmer) and some other stuff. The cops are looking for these bandits and if you know something say something and get paid by calling Crime Stoppers.

Crack heads stole all the copper plumbing in the fireplace: On June 23, around 10:50 a.m., Akron Police responded to a house in the 1600 block ofWeldon Avenue., where some thieves had broken in through a sliding glass door. These butt holes had plenty damn nerve, because they even took the gas fireplace. They also stole some metal vent covers, cut all the copper lines and pipes and just plain ransacked the folk’s house. This is what pisses you off: when they take folk’s hard earned stuff and sell it just to get high, and the judge only give them 30 days.

A crook stole the cash and her new Coach wallet: It was reported on June 25, that some crook broke in to a house in the 800 block of Davies Avenue around 4:56p.m. with a gun, entering through an unlocked door. This bastard stole $180 in cash, a debit card, a driver's license, laptop, and her brand spankin’ new Coach wallet. If you know something, say something, it could be your wallet the next time.

Columbus Ohio

Watch out! The Columbus Police are setting up sobriety check points: On June 28, the Columbus Police Department announced that it will be setting up sobriety check points for several days around the 4th of July week celebration. The chief said that they will be trying to catch people who are driving drunk or under the influence of drugs.   Currently the locations are undisclosed but, watch out! They are going to be out there trying to catch folks who are stupid enough to try and get by. So don't get caught over the holiday driving after you done smoked a joint, or drank several shots of 1800, or just thinking that you can out-smart them. Don’t get busted.

A fella named Ted was shot in his leg by some knucklehead: On June 23, at about 4:58 p.m., it was reported that a dude named Tedvin Head had been shot in his right leg by some chump who was passing by in a silver vehicle in the 1100 block of Hampton Road.  Ted said as the car rolled by the butt-hole opened fire, blasting several rounds, with one hitting Head in his right leg. “T” was taken to a nearby hospital in stable condition. The cops are asking that anyone that knows something say something so they can arrest these hoodlums.  Call Crime Stoppers at (614) 645 8777 and get paid.   

Three thugs rob Mickey D’s over on South Hamilton at gunpoint: It’s a damn shame that you can’t even sit down and eat a hamburger in peace without some “A” hole spoiling your meal. Around 2:48 a.m., three thugs walked into the McDonalds over on South. Hamilton Road, jumped over the counter and paraded all the employees to the back of the store at gunpoint. They threatened the manager and then made him open the safe and give up the stash and then they took off running. The employees said that it was three Black dudes about age 25 or 35 years-old and they were all wearing black clothes and black ski masks.

Cleveland Ohio

Daughter just spit in her momma’s face, has this lil’ heffa lost her mind?: On June 26, at 10:53 p.m., a very pissed off mother who lives in the 4300 block of East 138 Street, called and reported that her grown daughter had just spit in her face. The dispatcher said when the 911 call came in she could hear folk hollin’ and cussin’ in the background and it sounded like they were all drunk. I bet the momma wanted say I brought this wench in here, and I will take her out! Ma need to put a foot down and check Miss Fancy’s behind. A car was rushed out to cool these two scrappers down. 

A lady on Eddy Road was punched in her mouth by another woman: Around 10:52 p.m., on June 26, a very angry lady in the 900 block of Eddy Road, called and reported that another woman named Cheri had just punched her in the mouth while she was holding her baby in her arms.  The crazy woman then took her baby’s stroller and ran down the street. A unit was sent out to check what was up with these two.

Dude in a big raggedy car blasting his music like he’s crazy: On June 26, at 10:48 p.m., a fed up resident in the 3800 block of East 55th Street called and reported that she was sick and damn tired of some maniac who was sitting out in front of her building in a big ol’ raggedy car, with temp tags, blasting the music just like he’s crazy. It is way too late at night and folk’s are trying to get some sleep. Would ya’ll please send somebody out here to give him a ticket. A car was sent to check out if old boy is hard of hearing.  

Deloris on East 75^th says her son is high on wet and acting a fool: On June 26, at 10:58 p.m., a woman named Deloris, who lives in the 3600 block of East 75^th Street, called and reported that her son is there and he’s high as hell on wet, and would ya’ll please send somebody out to get this boy cause he is acting just like a fool. D said he is fighting folks like he is crazy.  The dispatcher sent out a unit and called for EMS to meet them there.

Sonja’s daughter is beating on the door with a hammer: Oooowe! These folk’s are off the chain!  Around 10:55 p.m., a woman named Sonja who lives in the 1500 block of East 86^th Street, called and reported that her daughter is trying to break in her house, and she is outside beating on the front door with a hammer. A car was sent out to try and catch this nut and find out what she had been smoking.

Two sisters are fighting over on 107^th and one has got a knife: On June 26, around 10:34 p.m., several patrol cars were rushed over to a house in the 500 block of East 107^th Street, because it was reported that two sisters were fighting like dogs and one of them had just grabbed up a knife. The dispatcher told the cars to hurry before the sh## really hits the fan. It is a damn shame that these two done plum forgot all their home training.

Ornery kids playing basketball in the street cussin like sailors: Around 10:41 p.m., on June 26, a neighboring finally got fed up with a bunch of ornery, rusty butt, disrespectful boys, who were playing basketball in the middle of street. The caller complained and said not only is it too late at night, but these bad actin’ rascals are out there cussin’ like some sailors. A unit was sent out to make these brats go to bed. Come run their behinds in the house.