It has long been said all that running yo mouth and taking off to coats and stuff selling wolf tickets will get you hurt.  Ooops! here it is.

Criminal of the week:

CLEVELAND, OHIO

All hell broke loose at a baby shower and they’re fighting like crazy: Around 9:36 p.m., on Aug.18, a frantic call came in pleading for help and asking for the police to hurry up and respond to a hell-of-ah fight at a baby shower. The caller reported that things had gotten a little hectic and gone bad between the guests and the two families, when somebody started making nasty remarks and running they’re big mouth. Somebody asked Miss Susie Loose-Tongue to back up what she had just said, and that is when all hell broke loose and the girls started throwing punches. A car was rushed out to calm things down before they sent that po woman into labor.  Ladies, ladies, please!

Akron Ohio

Lil’ short, dark, dapper dude wanted for robbing First Merit Bank: On Aug.17, about 11 a.m., a lil’, short, dark dude, who was clean shaven and neatly dressed, walked in and gave the teller a note demanding money.  Employees said that the lil’ dude was sharp as a tack as he strutted into the First Merit Bank onBrittain Road. His outfit was matching to a tee and Mr. Shorty was wearing a black vest, black neatly pressed pants, a tan short sleeved shirt and he was clean as could be. The robber is described as a little over 5 feet, thin and about 20 to 25 years old. If you know something about this smooth operator, say something.

Ike Jones busted for driving a stolen car and leading cops on wild chase: On Aug. 16, around 1:30 in the morning, an 18 year old dude name Isaac Jones was spotted driving an old raggedy 1994 Dodge Dakota that had been reported as stolen.  When the cops attempted to pull Ike over near Brown and East Exchange Street, he hit the gas and took off like a bat out of hell, leading the police on a chase that led them through four cities that lasted nearly a half hour.  Ike tore up three police cruisers, sideswiped a police officer and was finally stopped after he ran over the sticks with nails in it.  Jones was taken to a nearby hospital for minor injuries, probably after the cops kicked his behind. This boy has got to be crazy.

Cleveland Ohio

Lady on Nelson says some fool is threatening her grandson with a hammer: On Aug. 18, at 9:35 p.m., a very upset granny who lives in the 9800 block of Nelson Avenue, called and reported that some fool was out in front of her house hollering, screaming and threatening her 15-year-old grandson with a hammer. A car was rushed over to calm granny down before she dropped some buckshots on ol’ boy’s behind.

Alarm at the Jennings’s is indicating that somebody is in the bedroom: On Aug. 18, at 9:26 p.m., an alarm company called in and reported that there was unknown movement in the bedroom at theJennings’s resident over in the 10700 block ofElk Avenue. A car was sent over to investigate. That might be some spooky stuff, cause nobody supposed to be home!

Woman on Virgin Avenue reports her son is trying to break in: Around 9:32 p.m., on Aug.18, a scared Carol Williams, over in the 3500 block of Virgin Avenue, called and reported that her 19 year old son is acting crazy and  trying to break into her house.  The momma said that ya’ll betta come and get this disrespectful rascal cause I brought in and I will take him out. A car was sent out to check up on her youngin’ and to tell him to get to steppin’.

Somebody on East 104th keep calling 911 and hanging up: On Aug.18, at 9:34 p.m., a concerned dispatcher radioed and told a unit to go and check why somebody in a house on East 104^th Street keeps calling and hanging up and she could hear folk’s in the background arguing. Either they need us or they don’t, but a car was sent out to see what in the hell was going on.

A man on Nelson Avenue says thug strong armed and robbed him: On Aug. 18, at 9:36 p.m., while police were at the other end of the street checking out an incident with some fool chasing a man with a hammer, a man called in and reported that he had just been strong armed and robbed at gunpoint in the 9500 block ofNelson Avenue.  The dispatscher told a car to double-back and see what the hell is going on.

A man and woman are slugging it out in the middle of Mayfield: Around 9:33 p.m., on Aug. 18, there were several calls received reporting that a man and a woman were in the middle of the street onMayfield Road duking it out like two heavy weights. Ya’ll betta get somebody over here fast before one of them knocks the other one the hell out. A car was rushed to the scene of the historic section of Little Italy.

Two cars slammed into each other on 30^th and Carnegie: On  Aug. 18, at 9:25 p.m., several calls were received from passersby’s reporting that two cars had slammed into each other over on 30^th andCarnegie Avenue. Although there were no reported injuries, a car was sent out before the accident could lead to something else worse.

Shay tried to stab dude, now he won’t let her back in the house: Is she nuts or what?  He said that he and this woman were fighting earlier that day and she tried to stab him, now she wants to get back into the house.  Hell Nah! Is she crazy? Do you blame him?  On Aug.18, at 10:39 p.m., a man called and reported that a woman named Shay had come back to the house and was mad as hell because he wouldn’t let her in. Dude said that Shay had tried to stab him earlier.  He asked police if they could come get this crazy heffa because he ain’t gonna open the damn door.

A bunch of hoodlums are fighting in the street near West 17^th Street:

On Aug. 18 at 9:45 p.m., there were several calls from residents in the West 17^th and Homely Court area, reporting that there were a bunch of thugs in the middle of the street fighting and they can hear somebody screaming the “he’s got a gun!” Several cars were rushed out to see what was going on and before somebody got shot.

Some dude just got his butt beat over in Garden Valley: On Aug 18, at around 9:42 p.m, a distraught caller in theGardenValley projects reported that a fella had just got his butt whipped and ya’ll come and try and catch the hoods that did it. A car was sent to check it out. 

A relative said that Ronny and his uncle are both drunk and arguing: On Aug.18, around 9:51 p.m., a relative in a house in the 3700 block of East 69^th. Street, called and reported that a man and his nephew name Ronny are both drunk and now they want to argue and fight each other.  A car was sent out to call off this championship match between these two drunks.

Two chumps done broke into the House of Wills on Harvard:

Ya’ll know that these fool’s done gone stark raven crazy.  I could not believe my own ears, but here is what was reported.  On Aug. 18, at around 9:54 p.m., a call came in and someone reported that they had just seen two guys break in the House of Wills on 147^th

 and Harvard, and carry in two bodies.   It sounds strange and maybe the caller had been smoking something and was trippin.  But this is what they reported.  A car was sent out to check out this mystery.    Oooowe! What next?

 A black dude name Anthony is fighting a white woman Stephanie:

On Aug.18, at around 10:02 p.m., a frantic woman name Melisa called in from a house on Oakley Avenue, and reported that a black dude name Anthony was whipping on a white woman name Stephanie and ya’ll hurry up and get here because they done gone plum crazy.   A car was sent out to find out why diversity wasn’t working  for these two and see if why  “Can’t we all get along?” 

Some kids 9 or 10 year old are playing in the street on 147^th.

On Aug.18, at around 9:55 p.m., a highly irritated caller on 147^th. near Kinsman, reported that some disrespectfully yung-uns were in the middle of the street talking loud and making a whole lot of noise.  Ya’ll need to come out and send their behinds in the house.

A car was sent out for the neighbors could get some sleep.

Folks are sitting on the porch of a house on Denison smoking weed:

Its’ just a damn shame that some folk’s just ain’t got no self respect and none for other people.  On Aug. 18, at around 9:46 p.m., a concerned resident on West 38^th. near Denison, called and reported that some O’ ornery, disrespectful folks are sitting on the porch a few houses down and smoking weed just like its’ legal.   A car was sent out to check on this chronic situation.

Columbus Ohio

Mike and Angie shot a fella name Kejuan Jenkins after an argument:

In this case ain’t nobody saying too much of nothing, and it is not clear about what and why this all went down.   On Aug.13, around 7:21 p.m., it was reported that there had been a shooting and 20 year old guy named Kejaun had been shot over onKimberly Avenue, by a 29 year old dude name Michael Long and a woman name Angelica Love.  It was said that the three had been in a verbal dispute and when Kejaun got in his car and tried to leave the two fired striking the car and the driver.  Kejuaun was taken top a nearby hospital and he is in stable condition.  Again, hear no evil, see no evil and speak no evil.   

Barmaid name Robbin was punched in the face and hit with a shot glass:  

On Aug. 18, at about 1:57 a.m., a call came in from the Hard Road Café night spot over onHard Road. The caller said that the barmaid name Robbin had got into a big :A” argument with two young black dudes after they ran up a tab for over 75 bucks and refused to pay.  She said the two guys objected to the charges and became enraged and punched her in the face and started throwing shot glasses at her from across the bar.  When they left, she followed them out and tried to get their license plate and they shot her in the right leg.   Miss Rob was taken to a near by hospital and treated.

Mouthy dude took off his shirt to fight and the other chump shot him:

It has long been said all that running yo mouth and taking off to coats and stuff selling wolf tickets will get you hurt.  Ooops! here it is.   On Aug. 17, at around 1:40 p.m., a caller onStevens Avenue, reported that a dude name Jonathan Foster had got shot when he was taking off his shirt getting ready to fight another dude.  Witness say that as Jon started pulling off his shirt the chump pulled a pistol and shot in his belly.  J. was taken to a local hospital and treated and he is in stable condition.  Some folks just don’t listen.