Oh snaps! On Aug. 21, at 10:13 p.m., a caller reported that a crowd had gathered in the middle of the street on West 32nd in front of the Seymour Lounge and they are getting ready to have a sno-nuff throw down

Akron

Man is jumped on and robbed on his way to the barber shop: It is a damn shame that a man can’t even walk to get a hair cut in peace without some thugs robbing him.  On Aug. 20, at 10:32 a.m., it was reported that a 20-year-old dude was walking to the barber shop over near Crouse andForrest Street when two muggers walked up behind him, jumped on his back, and choked him. When he fell on the ground, they stared kicking him. Dude said they then reached into his pocket and took $70 bucks. Later on, the cops arrested a chump name Julian Wing, 20, and another punk named Azontie Christian for the robbery. What a name like “Christian” for a thug and you might as well call the other one Judas.   

The cops busted Demetrius and Damion for robbing folks: On Aug. 19, shortly after 3 a.m., police were called to a parking lot over near Kenmore Boulevard by some folk’s who said they had just been robbed at gun point by two thugs. They were approached as they got into their cars and asked if they needed help.  When they said no, the dudes pulled out guns, stuck the people up, and took their stuff. After searching the area, the two thugs were located and arrested.  A 20-year-old clown named Demetrius Richardson and his partner in crime Damion Davis, 23, were busted. Ain’t no rhyme or reason why these two idiots are out robbing folks at 3 in the morning. Say good by to these two! 

Disrespectful punks break into the War Veterans’ Club on Waterloo: Its’ a damn shame that these thieves don’t have any respect for nothing or nobody. Why in the hell would someone dishonor the people who fought for our lives?  On Aug. 9, around 7:18 a.m., some fool broke into the VFW Club onWaterloo Road. The break in is being investigated.

Crackheads steal all the cooper plumbing out of house on Inman: The crackheads are up to their same old trick again, breaking into vacant houses and stealing all the plumbing. On Aug. 7, around 7:18 a.m., someone kicked in the basement window of a vacant house over on Inman Street and stole the entire cooper plumbing. Just be on the look for these rotten mugs and call 911 when something looks suspicious.

Employee at Dave Walters Volkswagen reported 30 cars damaged: On Aug. 19, shortly before 5 a.m., Sunday morning, an employee at the Dave Walter’s Volkswagen dealership on West Exchange Street reported that some nut had come on to their lot and spray painted about 30 of their cars. The rascals broke out several car windows, damaged several roofs and hoods on the cars just for the hell of it.  If you saw something, say something and make a police report.

Fella was just walking down the street and got shot in his leg: On Aug. 20, around 9 p.m., a 28 year old fella was just walking down the street minding his own business over near the intersection of Washburn and Longview Avenue when several shots rang out with one hitting him in his leg.  Dude was taken to an area hospital by some of his friends. Son of a gun!  He ain’t did nothing to nobody

Columbus

Cops bust Tyrique hiding in basement after he shot Kenny and Antwan: On Aug. 20, at 12:35 p.m., police were called to a house in the 1200 block ofGrovewood Drive in response to a shooting. Upon arrival, they found two victims: Kenneth Smith, 53 and Antwan Gregory, 30, both suffering from gunshot wounds. Witnesses said they saw Tyrique Mayers running after the shooting. Both guys were transported to a near by hospital for treatment. A short time later, cops nabbed “Tye” with his gun hiding in a basement. Busted! 

Vasquez tried to kill Santos after they had a heated argument: On Aug. 26, at around 1:13 p.m., a caller in an apartment building in the 1400 block ofElaine Road reported that a 27 year old dude name Santos Guerrero had been shot after he had had a big argument with 37-year-old Nestor Vasquez. Although the facts are unclear and not in at this time, it appears that these two dudes had a heated argument and Vasquez pulled out his pistol and fired onSantos. If you know something, say something. Call Crime Stoppers.

Why in the hell would some thugs try to break in on an old lady?: I am always baffled when I hear sh--t like this.  On Aug. 20, at around 1:54 in the morning, the cops were called to a house in the 1900 block of Belcher Drive after it was reported that three young thugs had tried to break into the home of an 82-year-old Miss Katie Jackson.  When the punks could not get in, they just shot through the door hitting Miss Katie in her right arm and leg.  Ya’ll help find these rotten bastards and turn them in. Who knows next time this could be yo momma or yo granny. 

Demarco and Brian had to dive on the ground to avoid being shot:

Around 12:43 p.m., on Aug. 22, the police were called to where there had been some gunplay reported in front of the Lane Elementary School on Shady Lane. Cops said that they were told by Demarco Moorer, 19, and Brian Harris age, 22, that they had an argument with some dudes which wound up with them in a shoot out with these clowns. Brian was hurt when he dove on the ground to avoid being shot during all the gunplay.     Cops are looking for the hood rats who started the shooting. Everybody seems to be packin. Gunz, gunz, gunz!

Some suckas tried to carjack Stan and they shot him: On Aug. 23, at around 1:35 a.m., Stan Helms was sitting in his ride over onSouth Waverly Street, when two suckas approached him and demanded that he give up his vehicle. When Stan refused one of the punks pulled out a pistol and fired on him. They ran like a couple of scared rabbits. Stan the Man had to be taken to a nearby hospital and treated for his non-life threatening wounds.  If you know something, say something and call (614) 645-4665

Some bastard over on Bulen Avenue done shot Leon in his wrist: Around 7:47 p.m., on Aug. 23, there was a call received from the 700 block of Bulen Avenue, reporting that Leon Day, 25, had been shot in his wrist. Leon said some chumps drove up in a maroon Ford Taurus and just started shooting like they were crazy. One of the shots hit ol’ boy in his wrist and he was taken to an area hospital, treated, then released. Ya’ll look out. These bastards done gone nuts shootin at folks for nothing. Call Crime Stoppers if you know something. (614) 645-4141 and get paid.

Cleveland

Some thug just robbed Pizza Hut on 79th and Euclid: Around 9:45 p.m., Aug. 21, a frantic call came from the Pizza Hut on East 79th andEuclid Avenue, reporting that some bald-faced thug had just robbed that joint. The caller said the robber was a woman with blond hair. A car rushed over to see if they could capture this hungry bandit. No luck!

Tim on Cornell is having girlfriend drama with Mary: What the hell is a mature woman like this stalking and causing a dude drama at her age?  C’mon honey, grow up! Around 9:56 p.m., a very pissed off fella onCornell Road called and reported that his girlfriend, Mary, who is in her 50s, caused a disturbance and created drama. A car was sent out to try and pipe down this ol’ lady who wants to still flex at this age.

Cynthia’s daddy won’t let her in to get her stuff: At around 9:58 p.m., on Aug. 21, a very pissed off woman named Cynthia called and reported that she wanted to get her stuff out of a house over on West 58th near Clark Avenue and her ornery old daddy won’t open the damn door to let her in to get her stuff. “Cynt” would like someone to go over with her to help get her sh---t out of the ol’ man’s house. She will be waiting in a white car on West 58th. A car was sent over to smooth out the drama between daddy and daughter.  

Two women ready to throw down on Sycamore: Around 10 p.m., on Aug. 21, a frantic caller in a parking lot downtown onSycamore Street reported that two hot-headed young ladies were in the parking lot in an argument. One is in a black Caddy and the other is in an ol’ Chrysler.  Hurry up and get here before these women go to blows. A car went out to slowdown this show down. 

A big ‘ol party over on East 76th is making way too much noise: On Aug. 21, at 10:08 p.m., a call came in from a very pissed off neighbor who lives in the 2200 block of East 76th Street, reporting that there is some fools having a party and it doesn’t take that kind of noise for folks to have a good time. Ya’ll come make these butt holes turn it down or turn it out.  

Is he crazy? A rogue named Prince is in our store stealing again: On Aug. 21, at 10:04 p.m., a feed up store owner over in the 6100 block of St. Clair Avenue called and asked if the cops could they come out and get a rogue named Prince before he gets his but whipped for stealing in their store. They have warned him several times about this stupidity.  He’s got to be crazy to keep coming back stealing.

Big crowd at Seymour Lounge on W. 32ndis getting ready to fight: Oh snaps! On Aug. 21, at 10:13 p.m., a caller reported that a crowd had gathered in the middle of the street on West 32nd in front of the Seymour Lounge and they are getting ready to have a sno-nuff throw down if yall don’t hurry up and get here fast.  Several cars were sent out to head off this big match.

Michelle says a little light skinned dude keeps knocking on her door:

Who in the hell is he looking for? On Aug. 21, at 10:09 p.m., an annoyed woman who lives in the 1400 block of East 43rd Street called and reported she is sick and tired of some crazy lil, short light skin dude who keeps knocking on her door asking for somebody who doesn’t even live there.  Please come and get him.