Another shooting was reported over on Amwell Road. The caller said, this time, it was a 21 year old fella named Alexander Hardwick who had been shot once and needed medical attention.

Criminal of the week:

AKRON, OHIO:

Crooks done gone plum crazy stealing flatscreen TVs, lock your doors: On Sept. 18, some thugs broke into a house onFess Avenue, between 7 a.m. and 6:48 p.m. These chumps kicked in the back door and took $850 cash, a GPS unit, a laptop, some jewelry and a 42” flatscreen TV. That same day another break-in was reported at a house onManning Avenue, between 10 a.m. and 4:12 p.m. The rogues did the same damn thing, kicked in front door and stole a Playstation 3 and a 46” flatscreen TV. If you have a flatscreen make sure you lock your door when you leave home.

AKRON

Crook breaks in, fires several shots, and robs the family: Around 10 p.m., on Sept. 23, residents in a house in the 700 block ofExcelsior Avenue were victims of a home invasion. The family reported that the suspect forced his way into their house armed with a handgun and fired several shots before taking a Playstation 3 and fleeing on foot. The cops are looking for this big bold sucka.

The crook that broke into the home and fired shots is caught: On Sept.23, responding officers located the suspect who forced his way into a home on Excelsior. The suspect ran from officers but was apprehended in front of711 McGowan St.  Officers arrested Johnathan J. Grant, 22, ofLocust Street in Canal Fulton. They recovered a handgun in Grant’s pocket. Grant was charged with aggravated robbery, aggravated burglary, carrying a concealed weapon, obstructing official business and improperly discharging a firearm. He was booked into the Summit County Jail. No betta for his stupid behind.

The cops caught Christopher with a fake $20 bill: On Sept. 17, around 7:17 a.m., it was reported that a crook named Christopher R. Mayle, 21, of 703 11th St SW, Canton, Ohio was charged with forgery. Christopher was stopped at Lafollette and Hammel for a traffic stop. He was driving on a suspended license and was found to be in possession of a counterfeit $20 bill. Big dummy!

Cops believe Tara broke in some folk’s house and stole their blankets: On Sept.19, around 7:23 a.m., it was reported that a house at1508 Beardsley Street was broken into between 1 and 3:52 p.m. They don’t know how this heffa got in but the thief entered and the family is missing  two watches, miscellaneous blankets, and some pictures. The cops believe it was a 34 year old White girl named Tara Murray.

No way in the hell can one man steal a 51 inch TV by his self: On Sept. 18, at 9:30 a.m., a thief broke into a house at740 Roscoe Avenue.  This punk forced open the living room window and took damn near everything.  He took a 24” flatscreen TV, a 51” flatscreen TV, and a Nintendo Wii machine. Could somebody please help the cops find this big, strong, thieving bastard?

Lil’ thin Black dude stuck up some folks up in their own backyard: Shortly before 10 p.m., Sept. 29, a 42 year old male resident, onCasterton Avenue, was confronted in his backyard by a male possibly armed with a gun. The suspect demanded the victim’s property and the victim ran around the house where the suspect caught up to him again. When the victim told the suspect he didn’t have anything, the suspect punched the victim in the face and fled the area. The victim had minor injuries to his left eye and refused medical attention. The suspect is a Black dude about 19 years old, 5’ 9” and about 150 lbs. He was wearing a dark colored hooded sweatshirt and pants. Anyone with information is asked to contact the police department.

Jimmy Mac must be crazy going to a woman’s house with dope: On Sept. 17, around 7:17 a.m., it was reported that a fool named James C. McCullen, 48, of  1525 Brittain Cir, Akron, Ohio was charged with violation of a protection order and possession of drugs. The victim flagged down officers and stated that James was inside her house. The victim has a protection order against James. James was found hiding in the bathroom and was found to be in possession of drugs.

The police is looking for petty thief Kameron for stealing $5: On Sept.18 at 7:20 a.m., it was reported that the cops believe it was a petty thief named Kameron M. Powel, who stole $5 from a house at 473 Hammel Street. The family doesn’t know how this fool got in but they know it was him who took their last five dollars. A low down dog!

Some crack heads broke in a house on E. Crosier and stole all the plumbing: On Sept. 14, around 7:20 a.m., it was reported that there was a break-in at830 East Crosier Street, between 8 a.m. and 11 p.m.  The crook broke out a window of the vacant house to gain entry.  As usual, the dope fiend stole all the copper pipes, some power and hand tools, and some miscellanies electrical supplies. If you know something, say something!

They gone throw the book at Jeff’s dumb butt for scaring some kids: On Sept. 17, at around 7:17 a.m., it was reported that Jeffery W. Csora, 47, ofEast Firestone Boulevard inAkron was charged with abduction. Jeffery took 3 juvenile males to his apartment and forced one to fire a rifle outside. He then pulled out a knife and started licking the blade scaring the boys into not leaving. Good bye Jeff!

Crazy Scott threw a brick and broke out some folk’s window: On Sept. 17, at 7:20 a.m., a crazy 32 year old dude named Scott Woodard, who lives onAnnapolis Avenue inAkron, was charged with attempted burglary. Scott attempted to break into a house onAnnapolis Avenue by breaking a window with a brick. Ya’ll can kiss Scotty butt good bye.

Damn thief broke in and stole a woman’s purse and her cell phone: On Sept.20, at 7:12 a.m., it was reported that a lady who lived onVirginia Avenue had her house broken into by some low-down thug who entered through an unlocked kitchen window.  This thug stole her purse and cell phone. If you know something, say something! Call and tell on this rat.

Oooowe! This punk done broke in and stole $550: On Sept. 18, at about 7:20 a.m., it was reported that a theft occurred onBeardsley Street, between 7:20 a.m. and 5:43 p.m.   The punk entered through the back door and stole $550 cash, a brand new iPad and some other stuff. Cops are investigating. If you know something, tell on this punk?

A low down rascal done broke in and stole the whole dang furnace: Sept.19, around 3:30 p.m., some low-down rascal broke into a house over on Huber Street. They can’t understand how this rascal got into the vacant house and stole the central air conditioning unit and the damn furnace. Ya’ll be on the look out for this rogue. He’s dangerous.

COLUMBUS

Some nut shot poor Jeremiah in his left leg over on Livingston: On Sept. 22, at 3:30 p.m., a call was received from someone on Beachwood andLivingston Avenue, reporting that 27-year-old Jeremiah Miles had been shot in his left leg by some fool he didn’t even know. If you know something, say something. Tell on this nut because he’s dangerous. Call Crime Stoppers at (614) 645-TIPS

Watch out! Here they go shooting folks again: On Sept. 22, at 12:53 p.m., a shooting occurred in the area of McAllister and22nd Street. 31-year-old Twan Barlow was shot. He ran and was picked up by a stranger then taken toGrantMedicalCenter. He’s going to be okay. It’s a damn shame why these suckas walk around shooting folks and don’t nobody ever know nothing or see nothing.

Rodrigo Hernandez was shot while sitting in his car: On Sept.23, at about 3:45 a.m., a call was received that a 41 year old man named Rodrigo had been shot by three chumps while sitting in his car.  Witnesses say three bastards walked up, opened fired, and shot through the car door striking Mr. R in his stomach. He managed to drive to a gas station a few streets over before he could call 911. He was taken to an area hospital and treated. Cops are on the look out for these three bandits.

Sheriff Zach busts another internet freak trying to have sex with kids:

Dumb freak! On Sept. 19, at 7 p.m., Sheriff Zach Scott and his boys moved in on another grown “sicko” trying to solicit kids on the internet to have sex. This time, they busted a 56 year old freak named Patrick Hughes who was attempting to hook up with a minor. They arrested this fool and charged his a## with trying to have sex with children. NO BETTA FAH YAH!

Some fool shot Tony at Tony’s Bar over on Maize Road: On Sept. 22, around 1:41 a.m., a call was received from Tony’s Bar located in the 4600 block ofMaize Road. The caller reported that a dude name Big Tony Dobson had been shot. However, ain’t nobody saying nothing. Big T was taken to an area hospital by some of his friends.  He was in stable condition. If you know something, say something. Tell who did what. Call (614) 645-2622

Damn! Another shooting on Amwell Road: On Sept. 21, at around 3:31 p.m., another shooting was reported over on Amwell Road. The caller said, this time, it was a 21 year old fella named Alexander Hardwick who had been shot once and needed medical attention.  Alex was taken to an area hospital and is being treated.  Witnesses say it was a chump in a big, raggedy-looking blue car that did the shooting.  If you saw what happened, tell it.  Ain’t no shame in snitching. This could have been your baby’s daddy or your lil brother. Call Crime Stoppers at (614) 645-2622.