On Oct. 9, at 9:25 a.m., it was reported that a dude, Anthony Stroud of 2076 Manister Court, was charged with having Weapons under Disability, Carrying a Concealed Gun
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CLEVELAND, OHIO
Man having ex-girlfriend problem in bed bug infested house: On Oct. 5, around 8:44 p.m., an angry man called from a house that is on alert in the 1200 block of East 126th Street. The fella reported that he was having a problem with his ex-girlfriend who is there raising sand, and ya’ll need to come and get this crazy lady to “Leave me the hell alone.” However, before the car was sent to resolve the ruckus the dispatcher told the responding officers to watch out! The house is nasty and there is an “ALERT” there are serious bed bugs in the place. Ready or not ya’ll go see what’s up.
Cleveland Ohio
Ya’ll hurry up and c’mon, I can hear a woman hollering, Help, Help!
On Oct.5, around 8:40 p.m., a concerned resident in the 1500 block of East 94th Street, called sounding all excited, requesting that the police hurry up and get there, because a woman could be heard screaming, Help, Help! A car was rushed out to see what was going on.
Off duty cop working security at Peabody’s needs help with knuckleheads: On Oct. 5, around 8:33 p.m., a dispatcher put out an “Urgent” call requesting that any unit in the area of 21st and Euclid Avenue, respond to help an off duty cop who is working security at Peabody’s Night Club and is having a big problem with some disorderly knuckleheads. Several cars rushed over to help out their collogue who was in distress.
Cops in rout to execute a search warrant for dangerous thug: Around 8:38 p.m., on Oct. 5, a unit in the Second District was in rout to a house in the 3300 block of West 54th Street, to execute a search warrant to try and catch a dangerous thug who is on the run. “You can run, but you can’t hide.” Go get his butt!
Some dude is acting a fool over at Barclay’s house on 79th Street: On Oct. 5, at 8:42 p.m., a very annoyed resident who lives in the 2200 block of East 79th Street reported that they are having a problem with a dude who is causing a disturbance and he is off the chain and acting a damn fool. A car was sent out to make Big Daddy cool down and get his foolishness in order.
A fella named Pete at the Clinic wants to file a missing property report: On Oct.5, around 8:57 p.m., some dude named Pete called and reported that somebody had stolen something from him and he wanted to make a missing property report. A car responded to the call to see who had swiped ol’ boy’s belongings.
A hold up alarm is coming from the Dance Studio on Shaker Square:
I’ll be dog gone if some thieves ain’t trying to break into the dance school, and what in the hell is there that they are going to steal? On Oct. 5, around 8:51 p.m., a hold up alarm was received from the dance studio on Shaker Squareindicating that somebody had set off the alarm off the back door. A car was sent out to investigate.
Some nut slammed into the back of a car on Stokes Boulevard: On Oct. 5, around 8:56 p.m., there were several calls from motorist who were stalled in traffic because of a 3 car pile up onStokes Boulevard, because some nut had slammed into the back of a car and another idiot slammed into the back of his. Although nobody was reported as being hurt, a car was sent out to relieve the pressure of the folks who were angry because these clowns were blocking traffic.
Reckless driving dude on East 9th and I77 spun out of control: On Sept. 26, around 2:26 p.m., there were several motorists who called and reported that some clown who was flying like a bat out of hell had spun out off control in an SUV and hit the guard rail. “He don’t look like he’s hurt, but maybe ya’ll should send somebody out to see about him.”
This fool must be on bath salt walking in the middle of the shore way: On Sept. 26, at 2:28 p.m., a number of calls came in requesting that a car be sent out to check out some clown who was walking in the middle of the shore way on I90 and West 44th Street. A car was sent out to try and catch up with this fool and find out what in the hell had he been smoking or how much bath salt he had done.
Akron Ohio
Antony must have lost his mind, twisting his baby’s momma’s arm: Antony L. Jones, 31,889 Delia Ave.,Akron,Ohio was charged with Domestic Violence and Domestic Violence Menacing.Antony got into an argument with his baby’s momma and grabbed the victim's arm and took her car keys.Antony balled his fists and acted as if he was going to hit the victim. He also threatened to fight her while they were arguing in the middle of the street. See yeah, Mr. T.
Smitty is charged with Felonious Assault for knocking a dude out: On Oct.10, at 7:30 a.m., it was reported that a big strong dude, Aharon J Smith, 21, of Alphada Avenue, was charged with Felonious Assault. Mr. “A” hit another fella in the head, knocking him clean out to the ground unconscious. The victim was taken to the hospital and found to have a Subdural Intracranial Hemorrhage as a result of the incident. Mr. Strong was arrested and now his boxing skill will surely be tested while he is in the joint.
What the hell was Aaron doing in the bank parking lot with a pistol?: On Oct.10, at 7:30 a.m., it was reported that Aaron L Roberts, 24, of1335 Weathervane Lane,Akron,Ohio was charged with Carrying a Concealed Weapon. Officers were called to the First Merit Bank at1665 Merriman Rd for two males loitering in the parking lot. Officers found Aaron to be in possession of a loaded pistol. These dumb clucks must be nuts, and they oughta know that when folks see two suspicious looking thugs lurking around in the bank’s parking lot, something is up and somebody gone call the police.
Jimmy knows he has no business over at that woman’s house: On Oct. 10, at 7:20 a.m., it was reported that a grown man, James McCune, 40, of East Lowell Street, was caught hassling a woman after the court had issued him an order to stay away from her. Big, bold, brazen, Jimmy was charged with Obstructing Official Business and Violating a Protection Order. James was found at the above location. He has an active protection order and is not to be at this location. You know he knows betta and “A hard head makes a soft you know what.”
Ya’ll have to read this one, is this fool crazy or what?: At 7:20 a.m., on Oct. 10, David Swisher, 27, of Riverside Drive, was charged with Burglary, Attempted Burglary, Disorderly Conduct and Disorderly Conduct Violence and Turbulent Behavior. Officers were called to a house on North Howard, for a burglary in progress. The victim stated that David attempted to break into his home. Officers could see shoe prints on the door and damage to the frame. While at 1087, officers got another call for 1017 N. Howard for a burglary in progress. When they arrived David was on the front porch with his hand inside the front door window and the residents were holding onto his arm. Ya’ll know this fool is crazy.
Some fool broke into a house and stole $60.00 in Mexican money: On Oct 9, at 7:22 a.m., it was reported that some thief had entered through an unlocked front porch window and broke into a house on Chalker Street. The punk ransacked the house and stole all kinds of stuff, but check this – He stole $75 cash U.S. currency and the bastard even took $60 Mexican money, two passports, two green cards, a purse, Nintendo 3DS, misc. video games, misc gold jewelry. The cops need to hurry up and catch this one ‘cause he is desperate.
Trevonte and Jerry busted for breaking into a house: On Oct. 9, at 7:22 a.m., the police responded to a house in the 600 block ofPhilip Avenue. They reported that they could not determine how these two crooks got in, but they stole two flatscreen TVs, two baseball caps, a Playstation, three purses and misc. video games. Some how the cops found out it was two thieves, Jerry Jefferson and Trevonte Mitchell. These two fools caught a case over stealing some bull crap. Ya’ll can guess where they gone spend Xmas.
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The cops chased Chris and wrestled his butt down: On Oct.9, around 7:23 a.m., it was reported that a fool, Christopher J Hitchcock, 24, of Excelsior Avenue, was charged with Carrying a Concealed Weapon, Resisting Arrest and Having a Weapon under Disability. Officers were called to a house in the 700 block of Anderson Avenue, for a shots-fired call. A dude named Christopher was spotted running when Officers arrived and when they told him to stop he refused. Officers chased Christopher’s behind down and apprehended him a few streets over. The gun was found in front of a house on Georgia. What are these thugs gonna do next?
Oooowe! The judge gonna throw the book at Anthony’s butt: On Oct. 9, at 9:25 a.m., it was reported that a dude, Anthony Stroud of 2076 Manister Court, was charged with having Weapons under Disability, Carrying a Concealed Gun and Improper Handling of a Firearm in a Motor Vehicle. Anthony was a passenger in a vehicle that was stopped for expired plates. He was found to have two felony warrants for trafficking drugs. A loaded revolver was found in the glove box and Anthony admitted the gun was his. Why would this fool be riding in a car with a pistol and knows the plates are expired? Big dummy!
Lock your doors and watch out for those flatscreen TV thieves:
On Oct. 11, it was reported that these were some of the houses from which flatscreens were stolen – A house In the 600 block of Thayer Street, around 6 a.m., somebody entered through a front room window and stole a 40" flatscreen TV. A home on Stanley Rd, was robbed around 4:28 p.m. the punk used a chair to break in through a rear bedroom window and stole a 42" flatscreen TV. Some crooks entered a home in the 1100 block of Lindsay Street, around 1:30 p.m., by forcing open the kitchen window and stole a 51" flatscreen TV.
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