Police Blotter for the week

Criminal of the week:

CINCINATTI, OHIO

Woman calls cops on ex-boyfriend, damn if enough ain’t enough:

Around 9:31 p.m., on Nov. 1, a woman in the 3600 block of Warsaw Avenue, got pissed off and said, “Damn if enough ain’t enough,” and called the cops on her ol’ foolish acting ex-boyfriend who was there beating on her door screaming an hollering just like he was crazy.  She is sick and tired of this silliness and his stupid shenanigans.  A unit was sent out to see why Miss Lady’s ex don’t understand love don’t live there anymore.

CINCINATTI OHIO

 

There is a huge trash container in the middle of the street: On Nov. 1, around 9:27 p.m., several calls were received from residents onJudson Street, reporting that there was a big garbage container sitting in the middle of the street and it is obstructing traffic. A car was sent out to check out the big mess.

Dude says somebody is shooting at his girlfriend Beacon Street: Around 9:09 p.m., on Nov. 1, a frantic fella over on Beacon Street, called and reported that he was following a gold car with Kentucky license plates because some hoods in the car just drove by and shot at his girlfriend.  A call went out to all units in the area to watch out for the gold car with a crazy trigger happy fool who had just shot at dude’s girlfriend.

 

Cabby gets butt kicked by thug on Vine St. in Over-the-Rhine: Around 9:16 p.m., a very angry taxicab driver who was mad as hell called and reported that some big thug just beat him up on Vine Street, in Over- the Rhine.Although the cab driver did need some medical attention, there was no indication that the licking he just took was life threatening. A car was sent out to take a report.

 

Fella on Ridge Avenue says his wife is stressing him out while moving: On Nov.1, at about 9:44 p.m., a   very perturbed gentleman onRidge Avenue, called in and reported that his wife is moving out but, she is harassing the heck out of him. Would ya’ll please send a unit to tell her to just get the hell out and leave me alone. A car was sent over to see if they could convince the feuding ex-lovers to try and part peacefully.

Couple on Roe Street is drunk and arguing like crazy: On Nov.1, around 9:51 p.m., a call was received from a resident on Roe Street, reporting that a dude and his wife are both drunk and are arguing like hell. A car was sent out to patch things up between these two furious lovebirds.

Folks just heard several shots fired near High and Vine Street: Around 9:43 p.m., on Nov.1, some folks near Vine and High Street, called in and reported that they heard about 3 or 4 shots fired in that area. A car was sent out to try and find the cowboys that had the nerve to be shooting things up in the neighborhood.

 

Scoundrel is at the Price Hill Market causing trouble: On Nov.1 at 9:18 p.m., a call was received from the Price Hill Market on Warsaw Street, reporting that some clown was in the market causing trouble and would ya’ll please send someone to kick his behind out of our store. A car was sent out to assist and relive the store operators of this pain in the butt.

 

COLUMBUS OHIO

 

Drunk sticks up Speedway for a 12-pack of Bud and some cigarettes: 

Damn if this fool doesn’t take the cake. On Oct. 30, around 11:50 p.m., Sheriff Zach and his boys got a call that some drunk had just robbed the Speedway gas station over on West Broad Street. The clerk said the shaky dude flashed his pistol and told them it was a stick up and to give him a 12 pack of Bud Light, four cartons of cigarettes and cash. A surveillance camera caught the whole thing on tape. Dagnabbit if this fool didn’t escape on foot.

 

Adam Guess is guessing why the hell would someone shoot him: On Oct. 30, around 2:40 p.m., Adam Guess was walking down Newton Street, when he was approached by some crazy acting dude near South 22^nd Street, who flashed a pistol. After a brief verbal exchange Mr. Hot Mouth shot Guess in his left leg.  Cops are on the look out for this nitwit and if you know something, say something, call Crime Stoppers.

 

Tay went looking for chumps who beat up his brother and got shot: On Oct. 29, around 1:30 in the morning, a fella named Kentay Wilkerson went over to Burnzie’s Tavern on West Mound Street, looking for the suckas that beat up his brother.   Low and be hold, he met the two clowns as he left the bar and one pulled out a pistol and shot him several times  “Tay” was taken to a nearby hospital and treated. He is expected to survive.  As the old saying goes, don’t take bare knuckles to a gun fight.

 

Oh snap! A big, tall, lanky dude robs Speedway with a screwdriver: On Oct 31, Halloween, at about 3:35 a.m., Sheriff Zach and his boys got a call that a tall, lanky dude, wearing a Boston Celtics jacket had just gone in to the Speedway gas station on West Broad Street with a dog-gone screwdriver. The clerk knew this fool was desperate and gave him some cash so he could get the hell out of there. Sheriff Zach is asking if you know something say something before this fool hurts someone. Call Crime Stoppers a (614) 645-4165 and you might get paid.

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A big fight broke out; one dude went nuts and stabbed three people:

Dang! How did this happen? On Nov.3, around 2:25 a.m., police said that they were called to where a big fight had broken out at a house in the 800 block of Hague Avenue.  Cops said that some fool must have gone berserk because he stabbed Jamie, Dominic and Henry during the ruckus. One of the three was stabbed in his shoulder, one in his side and the third in his stomach. All three were taken to a nearby hospital and treated.

 

Some low down thugs have gone to targeting Old’ ladies for robbery: Oooowe! Would you have ever believed that things would get like this, chumps walking around looking for old ladies to rob?  On Oct. 27, around 4:30 p.m., some dirty ol’ buzzard walked up to an eighty-year-old lady who was shopping in the Kroger store, stuck his hand in her purse and took her wallet. Two other older ladies had their wallets stolen while shopping at the Grove City Kroger store, another at the Dublin Kroger store.

The thief is said to be a Black dude in his fifties who is in cahoots with a dark heavyset, Black woman in her 40s wearing a long black wig and casually dressed. These low down scoun boogers need to be ashamed.

 

CLEVELAND OHIO

 

Momma, daddy and daughter drama over some “he said, she said” stuff: On Nov. 4, around 7:17 p.m., a call was received about a big family squabble at a house in the 17000 block of Bryon Avenue. The mother of the Thompson resident called in and said that the daddy had jumped on her and her 21 year old daughter, and then the daddy called in and said that they had jumped him and that he couldn’t have jumped on them because he is confined to a wheelchair. It all sounded like a bunch “he said, she said.” A car was sent out to settle this family feud.

 

Marvin is having some problems with his ghetto acting neighbors:

On Nov. 4, at about 7:09 p.m., a fella named Marvin who lives on East 87^th Street, called in and reported that he is sick and tired of his ghetto acting neighbors continuously causing him grief and making trouble. Would somebody come and help me straighten these knuckleheads out and make them mind their own business. A car was sent out to help ol’ dude resolve his problem. 

 

A dude named Billy slapped Brittney in her face: On Nov. 4, around 7:32 p.m., a call was received from a woman, Brittney Malloy, who lives in the 3900 block of West 21^st Street, who said the she was mad as all hell because a 19-year-old Billy Tinker had just pushed her around. Brit said that Mr. Bully Billy had the nerve to still be in her house while she called the police. A car was sent over to make these two youngsters chill out and if they didn’t somebody is going to go to jail.

 

A bunch of 911 hang up calls were received on Trick or Treat night:

On Sunday Nov.4, a good number of 911 hang up calls were received:

*Around 7:08 p.m., several calls were came from a house in the 17000 block of Walden.

*Around 7:21 p.m., another came in from a house on 73^rd and Clark Avenue.

*Around 7:31 p.m., a numbers of calls came from a house on Greenwich Avenue.

 

As with all 911 after repeat calls are made the dispatcher calls back and if there is no answer a car is sent out to check out what is going on.   Don’t let them kids play on the phone because it cost the taxpayers money.

 

Some lil’ bad rascals are throwing rocks at cars on 93^rd and Meech:   

On Nov.4, around 7:56 p.m., several automobile owners called in and reported that about three or four lil bad rascals were throwing rocks at cars as they passed by 93^rd and Meech Avenue. The drivers said that they could see the lil bastards running down the railroad tracks laughing after they had thrown the rocks and hit the folk’s cars. We need to keep a closer eye on our children and grandchildren and know who they call their friends.

 

Some idiot is driving on East 83^rd like a bat out of hell: Why in the world would a fool want to be flying down the street on Trick or Treat night knowing that there are a lot of kids collecting candy?  On Nov. 4, around 7:34 p.m., several residents in the 83^rd. and Carnegie Avenue, called and reported that some nut had just driven down the street flying like a bat out of hell.   They said at the rate of speed this idiot is travelling he is going to hit something or somebody.  Several cars were sent to the area to see if they could spot this crazy grown “A” goblin.