On Dec.13, around 9:50 p.m., there were several calls from passing motorist that two cars near 133 and Cain Avenue had just slammed into each other

Criminal of the week:

Akron Ohio

 

Pizza man dropped food and cash and ran to his car screaming: On Dec.11, around 7:30 p.m., it was reported that a delivery driver for Pizza Hut, was robbed while delivering food. The delivery driver attempted to deliver food in the 1200 block of Arnold Avenue when he was confronted by an armed suspect. The suspect pointed a gun at the delivery driver. The driver dropped all of the food, cash and wallet, before running and screaming back to his car. Officers responded to the robbery location only to find that it was a vacant house. The suspect is a black male, 6’0” to 6’02”, wearing a blue bandana covering his face and head and a blue hooded sweatshirt. Anyone with information is asked to contact the Akron Police Department.

 

Akron Ohio

 

Idiots try to steal ATM Machine with big chain and old’ raggedy truck: On Dec.10, at around 3:30 in the morning, officers responded to an alarm at the Family Dollar, located on East Cuyahoga Falls Avenue. Once on the scene, officers observed a white, 1997 Ford Econoline cargo van out in front of the business. Attached to the rear bumper of the van was a heavy duty chain which led into the store and was wrapped around an ATM machine just inside the front doors. Officers then observed damage to the ATM machine and the front doors of the business. The suspect(s) fled before officers arrived. The raggedy van appeared to have been stolen, because the column was peeled.  Anyone with information about these dumbbells is asked to contact Crime Stoppers. Attempted thief of an ATM Machine is also bank robbery.

 

Thief threw six pack of Budweiser back at clerk and punched him: On Dec. 11, around 7:33 a.m., it was reported that a 44 year old nut named Edward Rainsford, who lives on West Long Street, was charged with Robbery. Eddy went into the BP gas station on North Main Street, took a six-pack of Budweiser and than walked out of the store. The clerk got pissed off and followed him out the store and confronted him. Mr. Ed then threw the beer at the clerk, walked back and punched him in the face and ran. The cops caught up with Eddy and apprehended him a short distance away.  Now let Mr. Big Ed drink that!

 

 Lisa charged with telephone harassment for calling library 46 times: On Dec.11, at 7:33 a.m., it was reported that a 21-year-old Lisa Jenkins, of Carey Avenue, was charged with Telecommunications Harassment. Lisa made 46 harassing phone calls to the Kenmore Library between the dates of 11-8 and 11-15 of this year and no telling how many other calls were made that went unanswered or when the line was busy.  Lisa knows she ought to quit, because she’s has done this before and has a prior conviction for calling harassing folks.  Lisa caught another case for doing the same identical thing back in September of 2012. Sista girl you need to quit that junk.   

 

Man robbed at gunpoint for 80 bucks and some blue and white Jordans: On Dec.12, A robbery occurred shortly before 2 a.m. this morning in the 500 block of Brown Street. The resident, a 32 year old male, reported three dudes and a woman came into his apartment and robbed him at gunpoint of his belongings: $80 in cash, blue and white Jordan shoes, a DS notepad and a cell phone. The thugs also hit him in his face with the butt of the gun, causing minor injuries. He was treated and released for his injuries. The suspects were described as three Black males and one Black woman.

 

If you know something, say something and tell and call Crime Stoppers.

 

Cops catch husband and wife thug team in a house robbery: On Dec.12 around 7:33 a.m., it was reported that a husband and wife thug team, Keith and Crystal Elliott of Frances Avenue, was busted and charged with Breaking and Entering. Officers were called to a house in the 200 block of East York Street, for a burglary in progress. When they arrived, they found the door wide open and Keith and Crystal were inside busy as two lil’ beavers stealing stuff.

Folks reported a knock and then, oops! A robber! On Dec.12, shortly after 2 a.m., it was reported that robbery occurred in the 900 block of Barbara Avenue. The residents reported they heard a knock at the door. When they opened the door, the suspect, armed with a handgun, entered the apartment. The suspect robbed the residents of their cell phones and a wallet. No injuries were reported.  Ha Mercy! You ain’t even safe in your own house

 

Cincinnati Ohio

 

Stick-up mug told victim, “Gimme eve' thang you got”: On Dec.4, at about 7:20 a.m., a call came from a dude in district 3, who reported that while he was walking on White Street, on his way to work some big crazy looking thug drove up, got out of his car, ran up and tackled and knocked him down on the ground.  Po’ lil’ fella said while he was on the ground this chump pulled out a gun, stuck it to his head and told him, “Gimme everything you got.”  Dude said that he didn’t have that much, but he gave it up because it wasn’t worth his life.

 

If you saw something, say something and call Crime Stoppers.

 

Fella shot at in parking lot after petty squabble with another dude: On Nov. 30, at about 9:30 p.m., a fella in the 1900 block of Seymour Avenue, which is in the Roselawn district, called and reported that him and some other dude that he didn’t even know got into a lil’ tiff in the parking lot over some bull crap and the sucka pulled out a pistol and fired several shots at him.  Dude said that he had to run and take cover because this idiot was crazy for real.   CPD is looking for this clown and if you know something say something and call Crime Stoppers.

 

Dude is threatening his momma and family with a BB gun: On Dec.4, around 10 a.m., a call was received from a dude’s momma and family in the 1000 block of Parkson Place, in the Price Hill neighborhood, reporting when they arrived home one of their family members was standing on the front porch holding a BB gun threatening them and when they finally got inside, dude had trashed the house and he was still angry and threatening to shoot them with the BB-pellet gun. A car was sent out to see what was up and try and cool down this heated family situation. Junebug was charged with Aggravated Menacing.

 

Family pissed! Because thief kicked in their back door on Kipling: On Nov.30, some folks were mad as hell called in from a home in the 2200 Block of Kipling Avenue, in the 5^th District which is in the Mount Airy neighborhood and reported that some clown kicked in their back door and tried to seal everything that they could get their grubby paws on. Had they caught him they would have kicked his behind. A car was sent out to investigate the matter.

 

Some roguish bastard done stole my cell phone off my car seat: On Nov.25, at 9 p.m., a call came in from a person in a single home in the 4^th district, who was hot as a fire cracker and angrily reported that some roguish bastard had stole their cell phone off the front seat of their car. Ya’ll hurry up and catch this wicker because he’s got all my contact numbers in that phone.  A car was sent out to try and track down this rogue because most cell phones today can be tracked through GPS. If you saw something, say something.  

 

Cleveland Ohio

 

Mariah on 143^rd says her baby’s daddy beat her up this morning: On Dec.13, at 9:14 a.m., a call was received from a woman named Mariah who lives in the 800 block of East 143 Street, reporting that her baby’s daddy had came over that morning and beat her up and she would like to make a domestic violence report and put a warrant out for his behind.  She is so sick and tired of being sick and tired of his foolishness and this was the straw that broke the camel’s back. A car was sent out to take Miss Sick and Tired’s report. Now let him whip on that! 

 

A stolen ol’ raggedy Oldsmobile Alero is parked on Granby Avenue: Around 9:17 a.m., a resident in the 1700 block of Granby Avenue, called and reported that somebody dumped a stolen  big raggedy Oldsmobile Alero with no plates on it  and would ya’ll please come and tow this big rattletrap from out in front of my house? A car was sent to check out the vend number and try and locate the owner on the car.

 

A construction company on 185^th says that their truck is missing: These thugs have got a hellauva lot of nerve to walk onto a construction site, crawl his big behind up in a truck and just drive off.  On Dec. 13, at 9:22 a.m., a construction company employee in the 900 block of East 185 Street, called in and reported that one of their Ford F250 Econoline trucks was missing.  A unit was sent out to investigate the matter.

 

Cops are headed to E. 68 to pick up a violent dude named Dennis:  Around 9:26, on Dec. 13, a call came in from a woman in a house in the 1700 block of East 68 Street, reporting that her baby’s daddy, a dude named Dennis is at her house talking some mess and she’s already has a warrant out on his butt for Domestic Violence.  The lady also said that Dennis might try to jump out of the kitchen window if he hears the cops coming, so be on the look out for him to try and escape. The dispatcher s said that dude has a history of being very violent and she urged the officers to be careful.  Several cars were sent over in case Mr. "D” started acting up.

 

Construction workers blocked Jeff’s driveway and cussed him out: On Dec.13, at 9:30 a.m., a fella name Jeff called in and reported that some construction workers had blocked his driveway and when he went out to speak to them about it; one of the dudes cussed him out and told him to leave them the hell alone. A car was sent out to unblock Jeffery’s driveway.

 

A burglar alarm company reporting a signal in a house on Parkridge: On Dec.13, at 9:32 a.m., a burglar alarm company called in and reported that they were getting a signal that someone had just went into one of their client’s house in  the 6100 block of Parkridge Avenue and ain’t nobody supposed to be there at this time. A car was sent over to check out what was going on.

 

A motion detector reported that someone just went in the back door: On Dec. 13, at about 9:51 a.m., an alarm company called in and reported that a motion detector at a business in the 7900 block of Lorain Avenue, is signaling that somebody just went into the back door and set off the alarm and either they are robbing the joint or the person does not know the code. A unit was sent out to check it out.

 

Two cars just slammed into each other on 133and Cain Avenue: On Dec.13, around 9:50 p.m., there were several calls from passing motorist that two cars near 133 and Cain Avenue had just slammed into each other but, it don’t look like nobody is hurt but ya’ll betta get out there quick before the fight starts, because they are out there arguing like hell. A car was sent out to cool down this escalating temper flare.