This week's Call & Post's Police Blotter
Criminal of the week:
Brenda should’ve known betta, busted for selling pills and weed: Ooowe! You know this 59 year old chick ain’t got time to do the time for selling weed and some stinking oxy pills. On Dec.21, at around 9 a.m., after a two-month long investigation, Sheriff Zach and his boys stormed a house on Westport Drive, with a search warrant and arrested a 59 year old woman named Brenda Bickel and a 42 year old dude named Ronald Mullet for trafficking oxycodone, hydrocodone, Percocet, weed and a whole bunch of other illegal stuff. Although the fella Mullet was arrested he is believed only to be a regular customer of Miss “B” and he has nothing to do with her operation. Say good bye to “Lady B.”
Genia’s ol’ crazy boyfriend Jack just shot her in the left arm: On Dec.19, at 9:12 p.m., a caller in the 900 block of East 20 Avenue, reported that a dude named Jacques had a big argument with his girlfriend Eugenia and afterwards had gotten pissed off and shot her in her left arm. Her idiot boyfriend was arrested at the scene and Miss “G” was transported to a near by hospital and treated for her injuries. She was reported in stable condition. See yuh Jack and I wouldn’t wont to be yuh!
Tyree shot twice as innocent bystander in front of the King of Clubs: Around 12:35 a.m., a call was made from the King of Clubs Bar on East Dublin Grandville Road, reporting that a 30 year old innocent bystander, Tyree Jefferson had been shot twice in his left after two dudes in the club got into an argument and shortly after shots range out. Witnesses say that it was a big, tall Black dude with a bald head that did the shooting and was no where to be found when the cops showed up. Police are investigating the matter, and if you saw something, say something and call Crime Stoppers at (614)645-4141.
They think the light skin dude that stuck up Speedway was Bi-Racial: On Dec.16, around 3:30 a.m., a tall, skinny, light skinned dude walked into the Speedway gas station on Harrisburg Pike, made a gesture like he had a pistol and then handed the clerk a stick cum-up note. I’m sure the clerk thought this dude was on something because he was about 6’3 and forreal skinny and acted like he was crazy. The fella is described as possibly Bi-Racial, wearing a red and grey O.U. hoodie, black gloves and, a huge mole under his left eye and he was sporting a freshly swollen right side black eye. The clerk didn’t argue with this clown and gave him the money. Mr. Black Eye took of running.
Short, fat, thug with bad skin, wearing a stocking cap robs BP: On Dec.20, around 4:15 p.m., a short, fat dude walked into the BP gas station in the 400 block of North High Street, and flashed a pistol and told the clerk “this is a stick up and hand over the cash.” The clerk complied and gave this jerk the lil’ money in the register and he took off running. The clerk described the robber as a short, fat dude with badly pitted skin around his cheek bones, which could have been a rash. The cops are investigating this rogue that looks like a pig. If you know something, say something and call Crime Stoppers.
Jeffery stabbed Frank after heated tiff that led to them fighting: Around 9:27 p.m., on. Dec.20, a caller in the 400 block of Frebis Avenue, reported that a 19 year old man and a 48 year old dude had gotten into a big argument on the porch, which leads to a fight and the old dude stabbing the young buck. A 19 year old fella Frank Bettes and Jeffery Carper, 48 fought because the younger man had disrespected him. We all know that some old dudes take it too seriously about a younger man dissing and dogging him out. As stupid as it sounds “talk is cheap and the old dude should have walked away from the squabble, but ol’ Jeff lost it. The cops arrested Jeff and charged him with Felonious Assualt.
Tall, lanky red head dude robbed the Kroger pharmacy on W. Broad: On Dec.21, at about 8:35 p.m., it was reported that a tall, lanky, young, red headed White dude walked up to the pharmacy counter at he Kroger store on West Broad Street, and handed the clerk a note stating that this was a stick up for some drugs. The surprised clerk may have taken too much time reading the note and then the dude stated that he also wanted the cash in the register. The clerk gave this fool what he wanted and let him get the hell out of there. Anybody with information on this clown is asked to call the Columbus robbery squad at (614) 461- 8477.
Devon in distress, after being shot at the Comfort Zone Bar New Year’s day: Around 3 a.m., and just two hours after the New Year rang in, a big fight broke out among the celebrators at the Comfort Zone Bar on East Livingston Avenue. The fight was taken out to the parking lot and that is when several shots were fired and a 23 year old fella named Devon Gibbs was hit. “G” was taken to a near by hospital, his wounds treated and he was released. Cops are looking for the party poopers who shot him.
Idiots still shooting at 4 a.m., in the morning on New Years: On New Years night around 4 a.m., some of the trigger happy clowns were still shooting their pistols like it was midnight. Unfortunately among all this activity a group of nutcase cowboy celebrators got into a confrontation at a gas station on Woodland Avenue and a fella named Sequoal Daniels was shot. He was taken to a nearby hospital and treated for his injuries. If you know anything about this incident please contact Crime Stoppers and get paid.
Jessica’s baby’s daddy Roberto is giving her drama and making threats: On Christmas morning around 11:58 a.m., a complaint was called in from a house in the 4400 block of Park Fulton Road, where a woman named Jessica said that her baby’s daddy Roberto DeJesus was threatening her and giving her some drama and all she wants to do is have a Merry Christmas and a good holiday. A car was sent out to try and cool these two hot heads and to tell them to cut out the mess in order for them to have a Feliz Navidad.
Brianna said that her landlord’s daddy is there giving her a hassle: On Christmas morning at 11:56 a.m., a call was received from a woman named Brianna, who reported that her landlord’s daddy was there creating a hassle and would ya’ll come and make this drunk chump leave her alone, so her and her kids can enjoy their holiday. A car was sent out to Brianna’s house before she dropped a lump of coal in dude’s behind.
EMS needs the cops to help with some fool who is beating up his wife: What in the world is wrong with some of these fools on Christmas who believe that this is the time to start a fight? Around 10:23 a.m., on Dec.25, a call came from an EMS unit needing help with some idiot who was still beating on his wife when they arrived at a house in the 4400 block of Cedar Avenue. The med tech said that this dude is still trying to whip on the woman and won’t let them administer any medical treatment or take the lady out of the house. A car was sent out to see if this clown had lost his mind.
Ms Santiago says her baby’s daddy won’t let her in to pick up the kids: Around 10:31 a.m., on Christmas morning, a call came in from a very angry woman named Miss Santiago, who reported that her 3 year old’ s, crazy daddy wont let her in to pick up the baby as he had agreed. She told the dispatcher that Mr. Daddy has primary custody but had agreed to allow her to take the child for that day. A unit was sent out to make these two idiots chill out in order for the kid to enjoy this day without these two knuckleheads feuding.
A woman named Velma on Arlington wants to file a report: Around 10:23 a.m., on Dec. 25, a call came in from a woman name Velma in the 12200 block of Arlington Road, who wanted to file a police report about and incident. A car was sent out because if she was stressed out enough to call on Christmas day, they are going to come out and take the report
Ashley on Baldwin Road said that somebody stole her damn car: Around 10:33 a.m., on Christmas morning a very angry woman named Ashley who lives in the 2500 block of Baldwin Road, called and reported that somebody had stolen her damn car and how in the hell is she supposed to get around. Miss “A” said she is missing her four-door, 2002 Dodge Saturn. A unit was sent out to try and help Ashley locate her ride and help her have a Merry Christmas. Damn rogues, po’ folks can’t keep nothin!
Camille at Discount-Dollar says a thief just stole her cell phone: Talking about being salty, this punk got the nerve. On Dec.25, at 10: 42 a.m., a call came in from the Discount – Dollar store located in the 14000 block of St. Clair Avenue, reporting that some roguish bastard had just stole her cell phone and she think she knows who took it but, they had left the store. A car was sent out to take a report to help Miss Lady get her cell phone back.
Fool left counterfeit $20 bill in faulty printer returned to Wal-Mart: In a statement from police reported on Dec. 21, a 19 year old dude named Dennarius Barnett, was charged with criminal possession of a forged instrument. Police said that Barnett returned a faulty printer last month to Wal-Mart and a store employee found a fake $20 counterfeit bill in it. One day, when Barnett came back into the store an employee spotted him and snitched by calling officers who nabbed and arrested Barnett. Police say he was taken to the Madison County Jail. Look out! Because crime just don’t pay.
Catholic school teacher was fired after telling she was pregnant: Ha Mercy! An unmarried Catholic school teacher said she was fired after telling her principal that she was pregnant. The unwed expecting mother is suing the Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Cincinnati for sex discrimination. Bachelorette Kathleen Quinlan, who taught first grade at Ascension Catholic School said she was told to resign or she would be fired, on the same day she told the school’s principal that she was going to have a baby. Kathy said she even offered to take a behind-the-scenes job until she gave birth but, the head office said no dice and her offer was refused. Some folks need to practice what they preach. Huuuuuum!