Cincinnati police received a call reporting that there had been a shooting over at the Sycamore Motel which is located in the 7000 block of Reading Road.

Criminal of the week:

Columbus

They think it’s the same ol’ fart in his 60s’ who’s been robbing banks: On Jan. 9, around 10:16 a.m., it was reported that an ol’ fart who is believed to be in his 60s’ walked into the Fifth Third Bank located on West 5^th Avenue, and gave the teller a note demanding to hand over the loot. That same evening this chump was caught on camera sticking bills stained with bank dye into a Laundromat coin machine. On December 17^th 2012, this same grubby looking rascal was spotted on camera robbing the Key Bank on East Broad Street. The cops are on the watch for his old behind and if you know who this ol’ buzzard is, you can now text Crime Stoppers at “CRIMES” 274637, key word CHM.  Don’t worry! The pay is still the same, up to two grand with info that leads to his arrest.

Akron

Chump shot Antonio in his behind while he was walking on Mildred: On Jan. 11, at around 11 a.m. a 23-year-old male, Antonio Dorman, ofCarlysle Street, was shot in the buttocks while he walking down the street in the 100 block ofWest Mildred Street. Dorman was transported toAkronCityHospital where his injuries do not appear to be life threatening. The suspect, a Black male, was last seen leaving the area in a gold van. No further description of the suspect is available. The shooting remains under investigation. If you saw something, say something and call Crime Stoppers.

The cops nabbed Willie for running and carrying a concealed weapon: On Jan.11, around 7:33 a.m., a 25-year-old dude named Willis Tullis was charged with Aggravated Menacing, Tampering with Evidence, Carrying a Concealed Weapon Gun and Criminal Trespass. Willis pulled a gun on the victim who then called the police. Willis ran when the police arrived and attempted to hide the gun. He ran into a North Arlington Street location where he was apprehended with no resistance.  

Jared crashed into a building and hit a tree with cops in hot pursuit: On Jan. 11, it was reported that a 23-year-old fella named Jared Hastings, ofNorth Hawkins Avenue, was charged with Auto Theft, Theft without Consent, Weapons under Disability and Improper Handling of a Firearm in a Motor Vehicle. Officers attempted a traffic stop on Jared for speeding when he fled from officers and ran into a building and tree. He told officers he had a stolen gun in the car. The car was also found to be stolen.

Crook told the bank teller ‘Give me the loot with no dye pack in it’: On Jan 10, around 10:40 a.m., it was reported that, the First Merit Bank, located at Wedgewood Drive was robbed. Bank employees reported the suspect entered the bank and approached the teller counter. The suspect told the teller, “Give me all of your money and no die pack.” The teller handed the suspect an unreported amount of cash and the suspect fled to an awaiting car. The suspect appears to be the same suspect involved in the Charter One Bank robbery that occurred on Tuesday, Jan. 8, 2013. 

Matt knows that his behind is too old to be out there like that: On Jan.11, around 7:33 a.m., it was reported that a 44-year-old dude named Matthew Garner, was charged with Burglary. Mr. Matthew forced his way into a house in the 100 block of East Cuyahoga Falls Avenue, and ripped the thermostat off the wall. When he set the alarm off he ran from the house leaving the door wide open. 

Columbus

Scruffy dude with raggedy goatee robbed Subway on Tussing: Its’ a damn shame, that some of these chumps just don’t get it, “if you do the crime you gone do the time,” when you get caught. On Dec. 26, around 7:15 p.m., it was reported by the Subway sandwich shop on Tussing Road, that an ol’ scruffy looking thug approached a teenage employee, flashed a pistol and told her to hand over the money, she complied with no resistance. She said that dude dashed out of the front door and headed in an unknown direction. Although the young employee sustained no injuries, it dang near scared her to death. Cops are on the look out for a young Black dude in his 20s.

Deadly Dan tried to hire a hit man to snuff out his wife: On Dec. 30 around 7 p.m., the Columbus PD, SWAT team move in on a house onLockbourne Road, and foiled a plan that a fool named Dan had hired another nutcase to snuff out his wife Tammy. Come on man, couldn’t you just get a divorce? See Yuh!

Chump with a fake mustache robbed Giant Eagle: On Jan.03, around 2:14 p.m., a chump with an olive complexion and wearing a fake mustache walked into the Giant Eagle on Sawmill Road, gave the clerk a note saying that he had a gun and to give up the loot. He then verbally told her to “also include the pills that were in the safe.” The clerk also said that dude tried to put on a fakeMiddle East accent. Cops are out to nab this trickster.

Some sucka done shot po’ Mike over on Atcheson Street: On Jan.5, at about 7 p.m., a call came in reporting a shooting had occurred over in the 800 block ofAtchenson Street. When cops arrived they found that a 42-year-old dude named Mike had been shot in his upper body. Michael was taken to a near by hospital and treated. Cops are looking for his unknown assailant. If you know something, say something and call (614) 645-4141

Sheriff Zach’s boys busted a Hispanic dude with 2 keys of heroin: On Jan. 8, around 10 a.m., Sheriff Zach Scott and his boys moved in on a Hispanic dude named Laime Ruiz Montes and busted his butt for possession of about 2 kilograms of heroin which is worth about $150,000 grand on the street. The cops said that this dummy even had his 13 year old daughter with him at the transaction. Oooowe! This includes a child endangering charge. Jaime and two of his buddies are all now sitting in Franklin Count Jail on charges.

They say it was a young Black dude that robbed The Lions Den:Ya’ll know that this was not a real lion’s den otherwise; they wouldn’t have had to call the police because this rascal would have been chewed up. On Jan.8, at 10 p.m., a young Black dude, they believe might be in his early 30s, walked into the Lions Den Store located over on Morse Road and stuck the place up. The clerk said that this low-down bastard even took his wallet. If you know something, say something and get paid.

Crook with neat handwriting gave clerk a note – ‘This is a robbery’: Back on Nov. 7, 2012 around 11 p.m., a call came in from the Kroger Pharmacy on West Broad Street, reporting that a young White dude had just robbed the store and escaped with an unknown amount of cash. Mr. Educated was wearing thick frame glasses, athletic shoes and a gray hoodie. Ya’ll be on the look out for this nice writing chump.

Low-down rotten thug robs man and his 2 month old baby: It is a damn shame how low some thugs will stoop to get what they want. Even the dirtiest crooks established that certain things were off limits and refuse to hurt another gangster in front of his family. On Jan. 7, around 8:45 p.m., a fellow named Kelby pulled into his driveway with his 2 month old son and when he was getting out a thug stuck a pistol to his forehead and robbed him. The victim holds a CCW and was able to get a shot off as the punk ran down the street. A short time later, a dude showed up at the hospital with a gunshot wound that fit the description of the robber. Bam! To jail he went after being treated.

Ol’ crazy Lisha tried to run down Mike with her 2003 Nissan: On Jan.7, around 7:10 p.m., Michael Taylor was walking over on Fairwood Avenue, when his ex-boo, Alisha Sparks spotted him and put the pedal to the metal and ran him down and struck him with the front of her maroon 2003 Nissan Altima. Mike was transported to a nearby hospital suffering from injuries to his left arm complaining about pains in his back. “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.” 

Crook gets agitated and tells the clerk that he wants mo money: What nerve! How in the hell can this sucka get mad because you ain’t got enough money and go off on you? On Dec. 22, around 12:42 a.m., a crook walked into the Hampton Inn Hotel over on South Hamilton Road, pointed a gun a the desk clerk and when the clerk gave him what he had this chump got mad and flipped out and forced his way behind the counter, threatening the clerk with great bodily harm. The clerk said that dude was mad as hell because there was no more money and walked out got in his car and drove away.    The Nerve!

Look out thugs here come! 43 more new policemen hit the streets:

With all the crazies who are walking around out there we need as many more new police on the street as we can get.   On January 11 at 10:00 a.m., 43 new police officers hit the streets after being sworn in after 27 weeks in the police academy.  These new recruits will increase the amount of police personnel to approximately 1,862 officers.  Look out thugs here they come...  

Cincinnati

The Avon-dale man charged with exposing himself multiple times: The court records show an Avondale man is charged with exposing himself in six different times atHyde Park locations more than a year ago, Darnell Dukes, 35, is charged with six counts of public indecency in incidents reported in 2011, between Aug. 11 and Oct. 6, 2012.  In September, police had warned women about a reported “flasher” targeting joggers and walkers in the area aroundHyde Park Square. Dukes is scheduled to appear in court Tuesday at 12:30 p.m., Jan. 15, in Hamilton County Municipal Court.   

Charges dropped against township trustee for public indecency: On Jan. 8, it was reported that a judge had to dismiss a case against an Anderson Township trustee for public indecency which was alleged by a woman that gave him a ride home one day. A lady claims the 56 year old trustee, had touched her on the leg and performed an indecent act in her car after she gave him a ride home early on the morning of May 13, 2012. Facts were not established, so the case was dismissed.

Oooowe!Somebody just got shoot over at the Sycamore Motel: On Jan. 9, around 7 a.m., Cincinnati police received a call reporting that there had been a shooting over at the Sycamore Motel which is located in the 7000 block of Reading Road. Although there was a lengthy blood trail in the hallway of the location the injured person was no where to be found.  If you know something, say something and you just might get paid.