This week's Police Blotter
Criminal of the week:
Rogue in all-black robs gas station by threatening clerk with brick: On Feb.13, around 8:28 p.m., a dude walked into the Certified Gas Station on South High Street, drew back a big brick and threatened to bash the clerk in the head if they did not give him all of the money from the register. The clerk knew this fool was desperate so she opened the cash register and handed this clown the dough. With no muss and no fuss the idiot left the station and ran. The robbery was captured on video and if you know anything about Mr. Brick City, say something and tell on this rascal. Call (614) 645-4665 and get paid.
If you know who shot Michael and Bryan step up and say something: Snitching ain’t bad as thugs and bullies try to make it out to be, because this is a move to intimidate you. Tell on these bastards because it could be you the next time. On Feb. 17, at about 6:37 p.m., a caller in an apartment in the 400 block of East 20th Avenue, reported that some clown had gotten into a tiff with 24-year-old Michael Neilli and Bryan Bradford, age 21, and pulled a pistol and shot them both. The unknown suspect fled the scene and disappeared. At this point ain’t nobody saying nothing, but if you know something, say something and tell on this clown. Call Crime Stoppers (614) 645 -4545
Anthony got mad and stabbed Jason with a kitchen knife: On Feb.10, at about 4:31 p.m., a dude named Jayson Wade got into a heated argument with a fella, Anthony Loves, in an apartment over on East 16th Avenue. As the argument progressed and got intense, Anthony reached and grabbed a kitchen knife and began stabbing Jason repeatedly. After the stabbing Anthony took off and ran. Jason was taken to a nearby hospital in stable condition and is expected to recover from his injuries.
Crazy Shawn and Emmanuel stuck up the Motel 6 employee: Back on May 14 of last year, two thugs, Shawn Guann and Emmanuel Gregory, conspired to stick up a Motel 6 employee that was headed for the bank. Some other dudes that were also involved in the robbery were busted for another incident and snitched on Shawn and Emmanuel for sticking up the motel employee. Shawn is still on the run and folks are being asked to tell on this crook and get paid. If you know where he is, tell on him by calling (614) 461-8477
Who in the hell shot John and Jamon at the Motorcycle club: On Feb. 10, at 3:15 in the morning, a big argument broke out between some dudes in the Toros Motorcycle club over on East 5th Avenue. During the argument some clown pulled out a pistol, began firing and some shots hit John and Jamon in the legs. Dang! It could have been worse, and both fellas were taken to a nearby hospital and treated for their injuries. The matter is under investigation.
Some fool shot Ronny twice as he was walking over on Oakwood Ave: On Feb. 11, at 4:10 p.m., a call was received that a 19-year-old, named Ronny Lauderdale, had been shot twice while he was walking down Oakwood Avenue. Ronny said he has no idea who or why in the hell some clown would want to shot him. Ron was taken to a nearby hospital and treated for his injury. Police are asking that if you know something, say something – tell on the low-down hood that shot Ronny and get paid.
Told clerk his buddy was outside with a gun and this is a stick up: What in the hell kind of stick up is this? On Jan.17, around 6:32 pm., a call came from an employee at the Certified Gas Station on South High Street, reporting that a man walked into the store, up to the counter and demanded that the clerk give him the money because it was a stick up and his friend was outside with a gun waiting for him. The unfrightened clerk told the idiot that she was calling the police, so Mr. Tuff Guy grabbed several packs of cigarettes and ran out the door. He was last scene making a mad dash up Hugh Street. Cops are looking for this crook who thinks that people are damn fools that will go for him lame game. Would ya’ll please hurry up and catch this wacko.
A tall goofy White man tried to snatch Sarah’s pocketbook: Around 11:26 p.m., on Feb.14, Valentines Day, a young lady named Sarah Shepherd pulled into the Speedway Gas Station at East Dublin and Grandville Road. As she was getting back into her car after pumping her gas she said a tall White man ran over and tried to pull her out of the car and when he couldn’t he punched her and then tried to snatch her pocketbook. The suspect is a tall White man, about 30, with a receding hairline that went all the way back to his ears. If you know this weird looking fool, tell on him by calling Crime Stoppers at (614)645-4665.
Two mask wearing bandits made bank employees stuff money into bags: On Feb.12, at around 11 a.m., it was reported that two gun tooting bandits walked into the Cooper State Bank flashed their pistols and ordered the office employees out on the floor and handed one of them a big plastic bag and told her to “get to stuffing it.” It was said that as the girl stuffed the bags as the other gunmen held other employees at bay. The suspects took off running when they saw a customer pulling into the parking lot. These are some bold bastards and if you know something, say something and call Crime Stoppers and get paid dollars.
Jewelry heisters hit J.B. Robinson’s store at Eastland Mall: These are some forreal-forreal cleptos. On Feb. 13, around 10:44 a.m., two young dudes walked into the J.B.Robinson Jewelry Store at the Eastland Mall, one flashed his pistol while the other hopped over the counter and pried the jewelry case open with some kind of tool and snatched all the jewels that they could. The thugs ran into the mall and on into the parking lot where they jumped into a small gray car. The whole incident was caught on video tape and took place as employees watched in horror.
A big Black dude and skinny White woman robbed Diamonds Forever: These people have gone crazy and now they are hitting jewelry stores left and right. Back on Oct. 5, 2012 a big Black dude and a lil skinny White woman walked into the Diamonds Forever jewelry store at Tuttle Crossing Boulevard, pretending to buy jewelry. As they walked around a third suspect walked in and started asking the clerk questions calling her to the front of the store. This gave the other two thieves the chance to go into the jewelry cabinets that the girl left open and they removed a number of valuable items. The first male is said to be about 6’2 and about 265lbs, and the White woman is bout 5’5’ and under 150 lbs, and has long blond hair. Ya’ll be on the look out for these three and if you know something say something and call (614) 645-8477 and get some money!
Charlene on East 116th Street said that she is missing some stuff: On Feb. 16, around 9:39 p.m., a woman named Charlene, who lives in the 4200 block of East 116th Street, called and requested for a car to be sent out and take a missing property report because somebody had stolen some of her stuff. A car was sent over to take Miss Char’s report.
Woman said her 18 year old son broke out all her windows: It is a damn shame that she can’t just put her foot in this clown’s behind without being charged with assault and battery, but you can bet for damn sure that his momma is mad as hell. On Feb. 16, at 9:40 p.m., a very distraught mother called and reported that her 18 year old, rotten butt son had just busted out all of her windows in the house. Well, well, well! I know how to solve this one, but a car was sent out to take a report why this lil’ ornery cuss did what he did.
Kenya on Ida Ave, says the people downstairs are causing her grief: Ha Mercy! Folk’s can’t go home without some fool causing them grief. On Feb. 16, around 9:40 p.m., a woman named Kenya, who lives in the 900 block of Ida Avenue, called and reported that the folks who live downstairs are hassling her. Would ya’ll please get out here before somebody gets hurt. A car was sent over to try and resolve the dispute between the two neighbors who insist on acting like the Hatfield’s and the McCoy’s.
A man and woman on Pearl Road are fighting like cats and dogs: What in the hell is this all about? On Feb.16 around 10:16 p.m., a call came in from some annoyed neighbors in an apartment building in the 4500 block of Pearl Road. The complainants were requesting that a car be sent out to stop the man and his woman who lives in the building who are always fighting like cats and dogs. A car was sent out.
Woman on Pearl Road says her daughter’s boyfriend has a gun: “Hurry! This fool has got a gun and he and another dude are cussin’ at us and threatening to do something to me and my daughter.” On Feb.16, around 10:17 p.m., a woman in the 4500 block of Pearl Road called and reported that her daughter’s boyfriend is there raising hell and acting a fool. She said that dude’s got a pistol and she’s not sure what he is going to do so ya’ll just hurry up and get here. A car was rushed out to try and catch this varmint before he does something stupid.
Carol on Wade Park he’s got her keys and won’t give them back: At 10:19 p.m., a woman named Carol, who lives in the 9500 block of Wade Park Avenue, says that her dude has got her keys and won’t give them back. She said she can’t even get in to her own house. Please come and get this clown. A car was sent out to help Miss ”C” get her keys back.
Richard says that some nut just slammed into the back of his car: On Feb. 16, at around 9:46 p.m., a very angry dude named Richard called and reported that some idiot had just smashed into the back of his car near 105th and Union Avenue, and now this punk is talking some junk. Get somebody out here before this sucka gets his chin checked. A car was rushed over to calm down this heated situation.
There’s a chump over at the Garage Bar Lounge causing trouble: On Feb. 16, at 9:57 p.m., a call was received from the Garage Bar Lounge on West 25th,reporting that some clown was in there causing a disturbance and making trouble. A car was sent over to help before somebody blows a gasket.
Damn! Somebody just went in the back door of a house on Palda: On Feb. 16, at around 9:53 p.m., an alarm company called and reported that somebody had just pushed in the back door of a house on Palda Avenue, and the alarm is signaling a forced disruption. A car was sent over to check out the matter.