This week's blotter

Criminal of the week:

Akron Ohio

Meat craving thieves crawled through the first floor window: On Feb. 28 at around 7:27 a.m., it was reported that a robbery had occurred at Smitty's Market, on Ira Avenue, between 4 p.m. – 9:08 a.m. They reported that this low-down scoundrel forced open a first floor window of the closed business and that he had crawled in and stole a bunch of meat, pecans and other stuff. The cops are on the lookout for this hungry rascal and if you know something say something and call Crime Stoppers to get this greedy dog off the streets.

Cleveland

Angry woman reported that her 16-year-old son keeps cutting school: On Feb. 22, around 9:30 a.m., a woman named Denise who lives in the John Adams High School area, reported that her son has been cutting school and supposedly left out headed for school that morning, but the detective reported that the boy had not shown up for class. The dispatcher described the boy as about 6’2”, wearing blue jeans and a grey hoodie and told the units that mom is requesting that whoever finds this knucklehead to bring him home to her. All cars in the area were altered to be on the look out.

Come quick! Somebody is breaking in the Perry residence on Ashbury: Around 9:31 a.m., on Feb.22, The ADT Alarm Company called and reported that somebody is trying to get in the front door at the Perry residence located in the 11200 block of Ashbury Avenue, and now the scoundrels have just entered the garage. Ya’ll c’mon right now and hurry up and you just might catch this rotten thug! A car was rushed over to check things out.

Officers are ready to search a house and they need a drug sniffing dog: On Feb. 22 at about 9:42 a.m., an officer radioed back to the dispatcher that they were getting ready to execute a search warrant at a suspected drug house and they are requesting that the canine unit with the drug sniffing dog be brought out to the scene.  The dispatcher notified the drug dog unit to stand by and get Fido reading for action.

The burglar alarm is sounding at a house on Westropp Ave: Around 9:44 a.m., on Feb. 22, an alarm company notified Cleveland Police that someone had just entered the back door of a house in the 14500 block of Westropp Avenue, and no one is supposed to be in that home at this time. A car was sent over to checkout what was going on and who in the hell was in that house.

Woman on Soika says thieves are hammering in the house next door:

On Feb.22, at around 9:56 a.m., an observing neighbor of a house in the 12300 block of Soika Avenue, called and reported that she could hear a bunch of hammering sounds coming from the vacant house next door and she know damn well don’t nobody live there.   Ya’ll hurry up and get out here and catch these thieving bastards.   A car was rushed out to try to catch these rogues in actions. 

Hurry! Officer needs help to stop a crazy acting woman from leaving:

Around 9:56 a.m., on Feb. 22, a very distraught officer radioed in to the dispatcher that he needed help at a home in the 6200 block of Belvedere Avenue, to help him serve a warrant and to also to help bring a crazy acting dissident, woman under control, because this disrespectful heffa is trying to just walk away and the rest of her family is giving him a hassle about trying to stop her.   Several cars were rushed out to assist this officer who was in trouble.

Akron Ohio

O’ thieving Ronnie busted for chopping a hole in a house with an ax:  

On Feb. 27, at around 8:30 a.m., it was reported that an O’ thieving 41 year old dude named Ronnie Cottrill, was charged with Vandalism and Theft. A witness observed Ronnie disconnecting an outside air conditioning unit with an ax. He loaded the air conditioning unit into a car and left the scene. Ronnie was located at469 Massillon Rdwhere he was dismantling the unit for scrap.   Oooooops! There he goes

The cops charged Maurice with using a screwdriver as a criminal tool

On Feb. 27, at around 7:23 a.m., a dude named Maurice  Bayless Jr, 24, who lives on East  Market Street, was charged with Felony Failure to Comply, Resisting Arrest, Obstructing Official Business, Drug Paraphernalia and Possession Drugs. Maurice led officer on a vehicle pursuit. He was apprehended after a short struggle. He was found to be in possession of a screwdriver. During the search of the vehicle, officers found marijuana and drug paraphernalia.   Ya’ll know that this boy otta no betta.

The cops nabbed Aaron driving a car with stolen license plates:

On Feb. 26, at around 6:35 a.m., a 28 year old dude named  Aaron Robins, of Storer Avenue, was charged with Willful Flee, Tampering with Evidence, Weapons under Disability, Receiving Stolen Property, Resisting Arrest, Obstructing Official Business, Drug Abuse Marijuana, Improper Handing and an Open Container. Aaron led officer on a vehicle pursuit and was observed throwing a gun from his vehicle. During the pursuit, Aaron bailed from the vehicle and left it rolling down the street. He then led the officers on a short foot chase. He was found to be in possession of marijuana. During the search of the vehicle, officers found an open container of alcohol. The gun was found to be a Hi-point .45 cal pistol. The license plate was found to be stolen.  Is he nuts or what?

Damn! Some thug done stole the whole basketball hoop and the stand: 

On Feb. 26, at around 6:28 a.m., it was reported that a robbery had occurred at a house in the 2400 block of Ridgewood Road, between 12:00pm-1:22p.m., They reported that some how this punk went in the unoccupied house and stole the refrigerator, washer, dryer, DVD player, spare tire on rim, basketball hoop (and stand), pool table, pinball machine, framed family crest.  The cops want this booger and if you saw or know something, say something and help these folks get their stuff back.  Call Crime Stoppers. 

Low down rogue even stole the kids Sponge Bob backpack:

On Feb. 27, 6:35 a.m., it was reported that a house was broken into in the 800 block ofBerwin Streetbetween 6:00-8:55p.m.  The report said that the thug removed and broke in though a glass front window to get into the house.  This clown stole an Xbox 360, Sponge Bob backpack. Would ya’ll please help them find this O’ low down dirty bastard because he is dangerous. Stealing from the kids!   If you know this clown call Crime Stoppers and get paid.

Lookout! These thugs are breaking in houses and stealing folk’s guns: Case # 1.   On Feb. 27, at about 8:30 a.m., it was reported that a robbery had occurred in the 1000 block ofJoy Avenue, between 8:00a.m., and -8:30 p.m., and that the thief had entered through a window on the Westside of the house.   This clown stole $200 cash, (3) Xbox 360, some hats, and the folk’s shotgun.  Ya’ll know that this fool is armed and dangerous.     

Thug steals family’s Century Safe and the famly’s pistol:

 Case # 2 On Feb. 27, around 8:30 a.m., it was also reported at a break in had occurred at a house in the 900 block ofHarrison Avenue, between 1:00-11:00p.m.   The report said that the thug kicked in rear door to gain entry and stole a Century safe, passport, SSN card, misc bank statements and the family’s pistol.  

Rogue breaks in and steals dude’s submachine gun:
Case # 3   O n Feb. 27, at around 8:30 a.m., it was reported that a robbery had occurred at a house in the 2400 block ofEast Avenue, between the hours of 1:00pm-1:00p.m.  They say that somehow the rogue got into the house and stole a 50" flat screen TV, shotgun, rifle or machine pistol, and a submachine gun.  Ain’t no question that this butt hole is armed and dangerous.  If you know something, say something and call Crime Stoppers before this fool hurts somebody.

Whaaaat! Is Anthony crazy, buying a car with a counter fit check:

On Feb. 28, around 7:15 a.m., a 26 year old dude named Anthony Wimerly, who lives on Sandusky Ave., in Cleveland, was charged with Grand Theft Auto, Passing Bad Checks and Uttering. Anthony purchased the victim's vehicle with a counterfeit check and then took possession of the car.  You know that this clown is a real fool.  What in the hell was he smoking, because he sho wasn’t thing.

These thugs are now starting to stick-up stores for just cigarettes:

On Feb. 27, around 7:30 a.m., it was reported and Detectives are asking for the public’s help in identifying the suspects involved in nearly a dozen thefts involving cartons of cigarettes. During one of the thefts the store clerk was shoved, resulting in a robbery.
In all of the thefts, the suspects enter the store and attempt to purchase a large quantity of cigarettes. As the clerk rings up the sale, the suspects grab the cigarettes and run. During one of the thefts, one of the suspects jumped over the counter, shoved the clerk and ran out of the store with the merchandise.  If you know something, say something and call the Akron Police Department Detective Bureau at (330) 375-2490

Columbus Ohio

Two thugs robbed the Oak Grove Tavern and stole all the cigarettes:

Back on Dec. 26, 2012, at around 2:40 a.m., two thugs broke into the Oak Grove Tavern, over in the 8300 block of Alkire Road, by crawling through a window.   The Thugs ransacked the place and stole the whole cash register, and all the cigarettes.  However, a surveillance camera caught the whole thing on tape and the cops are looking for two white males in their 20s.  If you know something, say something and call Crime Stoppers at (614) 645-8477

Sheriff Zach’s boys sting another pervert for luring a young girl:

On Feb.22, around 12:45 p.m. Sheriff Zach’s boys moved in and stung a 32 year old white male named David Baker for arranging on the internet to have sex with a young girl.  The Zach Team set a dummy scheme pretending to be a juvenile female and lured this O’ nasty bastard to a location were he thought that he was meeting with an under age girl to have sex.  Like a rat looking for cheez this freak showed up with some condoms ready for action.   Mr. Freaky was met by some cops with cuffs who hailed his butt off to jail. Gotcha!

Martell snitched on Martyis for a robbery they pulled off, Why not?

Around 6:37 p.m., on Feb.17, two fellas, one name Mike and the other name Bryanwere shot by two dudes during an armed robbery in an apartment on East 20^th Street, however on Feb. 26, one suspect, Martell Stewart was nabbed and charged with two counts of Felonious  Assault, and one count of Aggravated Robbery.  I guess Martell said to himself, damn if um gone eat all this time by myself, so he snitched on Marty.   The cops are now on the hunt for his boy Martyis Grey.  If you know where he is call Crime Stoppers at (614) 645-4141 and get paid.  

Jamal got to be crazy! Now he is charged him with some dumb stuff

Ooooowe! I don’t know what the hell Jamal was thinking. Earlier he was busted for kidnapping and some other charges when held a 22 year old woman against her will back in Dec. of 2012, but on Feb. 19, around 8:00 p.m., while this dummy was still in the Franklin County jail he made some calls and was busted for trying to put out a hit on the girl to prevent her from testifying against him.  Cops say that this idiot even told the hit man how he wanted it done.  Now his dumb butt has got another charge, which is the Conspiracy to Commit Murder.    Don’t ya’ll know that the phones are tapped in jail? Another big dummy bites the dust.