Call & Post Ohio Police Blotter

BOB FERGUSON | 8/6/2013, 7:42 p.m.
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Police blotter reports from across Ohio

All hell have broke loose in Walgreen’s parking lot on East 65th: At 10:00 p.m., on July 31, a hysterical woman, named Tameka on Heisley Avenue, called and reported that all hell done broke loose and there’s a big “A” fight in Walgreen’s parking lot on East 65th. There’s a bunch of boys and girls with sticks and bats who are ripping each other apart like crazy. Seemingly, the armed security guard can’t break this up or get things under control. Several cars were rushed to the scene before somebody gets seriously hurt.

Somebody knocked out the front window at the Smoke Shop on Mayfield: On July 31, at 10:02 p.m., an alarm company called and reported that some butt hole had just knocked out the whole front glass window of the Smoke Shop at 123rd on Mayfield Road. A unit was sent out to investigate what was up at the top of the hill. Ya’ll know things can get a lil testy up there.

Woman on Edgewood said her baby’s daddy Robin is out front tripping: At 9:57 p.m., on July 31, a fed up woman who lives in the 14800 block of Edgewood Avenue, called and reported that her baby’s daddy, whose name is Robin, is out in front of her house raising hell and making violent threats towards her, and she’s sick of his bully bull crap. A car was sent out to see what in the hell is Mr. Robin’s problem.

Damn if some fool didn’t sideswipe Luther’s van and keep going: Ooooowe! Pissed ain’t the word. On Aug.2, at 9:19 a.m., a very angry fella, named Luther, called and reported that some nut had just sideswiped his van at 116th and Buckeye Road, and damn if the bastard didn’t keep going. The chump hit po Luther’s ride and took off so fast that he couldn’t get the plate number. If you were in the area and saw the accident, say something and call the police non-emergency number 216.621.1234.

Dude is raising hell at the Valero station about his cell phone minutes: On Aug. 2, at 9:23 a.m., an employee at the Valero gas station in the 1900 block on East 79th Street, called and reported that some silly dude was up there raising hell about not getting his cell phone minutes. The clerk said the man has lost his mind and ya’ll betta come and get this idiot before something serious happens here. A car was sent out to see why Mr. Man’s phone wasn’t on. Huuuum! Maybe a payment is needed.

Kim’s ol’ shady junkie boyfriend just took her car and drove off: On Aug. 2, at 9:25 a.m., a woman named Kim, who lives in the 800 block of East 143rd Street, called and reported that her ol’ dope-addict boyfriend had taken her car without her permission and just drove off. Kim is sick and tired of the bull s^%#, and this takes the cake – this chump has got to go. A unit was sent out to take an unauthorized drivers report.