Call & Post Ohio Police Blotter

BOB FERGUSON | 8/6/2013, 7:42 p.m.
Crime of the week (Cleveland, Ohio): Two crack heads stripping aluminum siding off a house on East 167th: That’s a ...
Police blotter reports from across Ohio

A Hispanic fella needs help, his momma and sister in law are fighting: Please please! Help me, my momma and sister-in-law are fighting at my house on Denison Avenue. On Aug. 2, at 9:29 a.m., a dispatcher radioed for a unit to return to the district to pick up a Hispanic male who was waiting in the lobby and pleading for assistance for someone to take him back to his house to break up his momma and his sister in law who are going at it big time. A car answered and took the call to go home with him to break up the big cat scratching.

Somebody just broke in the back door of State Book Keeping Service: At 9:22 a.m., on Aug. 2, an alarm company called in and reported that someone had just broken into the back door of the State Book Keeping service located in the 2700 block of Lorain Avenue. A car was sent out to see just what in the hell this thief is looking for in an accounting service office. Maybe he wanted to steal a copy of his tax returns. Dummy!

Emma on Fulton Road say some clowns are outside threatening her: On July 31, at 10:01 p.m., a woman named Emma who lives upstairs in a house in the 3300 block of Fulton Road, called and reported a bunch of nutcase clowns are out in front of her house talking trash and threatening to do something to her. Great thinking Miss Emm, you’re best bet was to drop a dime on these bastards which will stop the bullying. A car was sent out to see what was going on at Miss Emma’s.

We just got a 911 from a person in Garden Valley, we need two cars: Its’ a damn shame that it takes two cars to answer a 911 call in Garden Valley. Some where the madness has got to stop. Why should it take two patrol cars to answer a simple 911 call in a place some thugs call “Down in the Valley.” On July 31, at 10:10 p.m., a 911 call was received from an apartment near 72nd and Carson Avenue, reporting there was trouble at that location. The dispatcher advised there should be at least two cars to answer this call.

There’s some nut riding a bike down St. Clair with a pistol in his hand: Whaaaat? On July 31, at 10:08 p.m., several people called and reported there’s some fool riding a bike down St.Clair Avenue, near East 79th, with a pistol in his hand.

A number of cars were sent out to see what the hell was this fool’s problem.

There’s a drunk dude driving a Trailblazer near I-90 and 77 South: On July 31, at about 10:16 p.m., several calls were received from motorists on the Shoreway reporting that there was a drunken dude in a Chevy Trailblazer headed south on 77 near I-90, and he’s driving like a bat out of hell. All units in the area were alerted to be on the lookout for this idiot who is driving like a damn fool.