BOB FERGUSON | 8/15/2013, 1:03 p.m.
Crime of the week:
A big ol’ thug woman snatched Annette’s pocketbook at the bus stop: What in the hell is this world coming to? Now we’ve got women snatching other women’s purses. On Aug. 1, at 10:30 a.m., an ol’ rough-lookin’ chick walked up to another woman named Annette Cunningham, who was waiting at the bus stop at West Broad Street and Highland Avenue, and snatched her purse right out of her hand. A fella chased the chick who ran and jumped into a silver car with by another woman in it. Miss Nett said the woman who took her purse was a short, dumpy chick wearing a grey shirt. If you know something say something and get paid. Call Crime Stoppers at (614) 641-4141.
Cleveland Heights cops need assistance chasing car thief on Abell: Calling all cars! On Aug. 12, at 12:19 p.m., a distress call went out to all cars in the area of Livingston and Abell Avenue, to assist a Cleveland Heights police officer who was in pursuit and had chased a dude in a stolen truck into our city. The Heights cop said the thug had bailed out the truck and he was chasing him on foot. Within seconds after the announcement, our boys had this chump in handcuffs and radioed back “we got him.” All cars on the chase were urged to slow down.
Come get him! The suspect is back at his house taking a shower: On Aug. 12, at 12:20 p.m., a dispatcher radioed a car and said that a woman on Tate Avenue had first called and reported a suspect police are looking for is sitting on the front porch. She called back minutes later and said that he is in the shower and to hurry up. A car was rushed out to pick up Mr. Clean before he could get out the shower, dry off and leave. Missy probably dropped a dime on his butt for being so bold.
Some family members are on Angelus Avenue arguing like hell: What in the hell is going on out there, can’t we all get along? On Aug. 12, at 12:23 p.m., a hysterical call came in from a third party family member of a house in the 12100 block of Angelus Avenue, reporting that some other family member were there arguing like hell and ya’ll c’mon before they start throwing blows. A unit was sent out to try and settle this family feud. Ha Mercy! Ya’ll stop clowning.
Clara wants to report that some fool just busted out her car window: Shame, Shame! We know this is an angry low down, petty perpetrator whenever this happens. On Aug. 12, at 12:25 p.m., a highly pissed off woman name Clara who lives in the 1100 block of East 98th Street, called and said that she wanted to make a damage property report because a fool had just thrown a big rock and broke out her car window. A car was sent out to take her report.