Police Blotter

BOB FERGUSON | 8/15/2013, 1:03 p.m.
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Somebody on West 25th Street keep call 911 and hanging up: On Aug. 12, at 12:27 a dispatcher called for a car to go over to a house in the 3200 block of West 25th Street, and see what is going on because there has been several call from a number at that location and when she called back there is no answer. A unit picked up the call and headed that way.

Somebody on West 117th Street keeps calling 911and hanging up: What in the hell is this all about? Either you need them or you don’t. On July 31, at 10:15 p.m., a dispatcher requested a car to go over to a house in the 3200 block of West 117th Street and find out what in the hell is going in there because somebody keeps calling 911 and then hanging up and won’t answer the phone when we call back. A unit was sent over to check it out. Again, it is policy if repeated 911s are received they will a send a car to the listed phone’s address which cost taxpayers money when it is bull crap.

A fool’s music is cranked up so high they’re disturbing the neighbors: On July 31, at 10:18 p.m., there were calls received from residents on West 44th Street complaining that there was some clown on their street who thinks that they’re music system is the bomb and the loud obnoxious music is driving folks crazy on that street. As always a car was sent out to tell the inconsiderate bastard to turn that sh*^ down or get a noise pollution ticket. This is a Wednesday and working people are trying to get some sleep.

Whoa! There’s a dumb cluck all boozed up on Harvard driving crazy: At 10:20 p.m., on July 31, a woman name Mesha called and reported theres’some bonehead drunkard, driving blue Dodge pick up truck and he’s all over the road and this fool is going to hurt somebody, have he has lost his damn mind? Maybe a night in the joint will sober him up. All cars in the area were put on alert to try and catch this idiot who’s itching for a DUI. Good lookin,’ if you see something, say something.

Some dude is high and taking some children into a vacant house: On July 31, at 10:23 p.m., an alert resident in the 1700 block of Victoria Avenue, called and reported that she had spotted some clown who is high as a kite with what might be his children and he was taking them into an empty house on their street and the caller is wondering what this clown is up to. A car was sent out to see what was Mr. Mans situation and are they homeless or what? EMS was also called in probably for the kid’s sake.

Shots fired on East 149th and Lipton Avenue: At 10:25 p.m., on July 31, a woman called and reported that she just heard some shoots fired on East 149th and Lipton Avenue, and shot thinks a dude just got shot. A car was sent out and a fella had received a non life-threatening injury. GOOD! If you see something, say something and get these hoodlums off our streets.