Police Blotter from the Call & Post 8-28-13
BOB FERGUSON | 8/28/2013, 7:42 p.m.
Hurry! They just shot at the security guard in the junkyard on Woodland: At 9:57 p.m., a 911 call was received reporting that some chump in a red jacket had just shot at the security guard in the junkyard on 93rd and Woodland. Several units were sent out and they searched the junkyard to no avail, and the suspect was GOA. If you know something, say something.
Ha’ Mercy! Some heathen just broke into Christian Pentecostal Church: On Aug.20, at 10:02 p.m., an alarm company called and reported that the alarm signal at the Christian Pentecostal Church, which is located in the 2400 block of East 89th Street, was jumping off the hook because somebody had just broken into the church. Ha’ mercy! What in the hell is this world coming to? A car was sent out to try and catch the heathen who had lost his mind.
Dope boys serving in the bus shelter on Union in front of LaRob’s: On Aug. 20, at 10:13 p.m., a very agitated person in the block of East 103rd and Union Avenue called and reported that there some of them damn, ol,’ lazy-behind dope boys selling drugs at the bus shelter in front of LaRob’s Lounge. A car was sent out to see if they could give these po guys some incentive to get a job or catch a case.
A lady upstairs on East 131st says that a chump put his hands on her: At 10:10 p.m., on Aug.20, a highly pissed-off woman who lives upstairs in a house in the 2900 block of East 130th Street, called and reported that a chump was at her house, refusing to leave, and this punk just put his hands in [smacked] her face. A car was sent out to make this fool keep his hands to himself or be arrested for Domestic Violence.
A woman named Janet just punched another woman on Memphis Ave: What is it with all this fighting? But you know what they say, when the moon is full a bunch of crazy stuff starts happening. On Aug. 20, at 10:09 p.m., a call was received from a person in the 6100 block of Memphis Avenue, reporting that an ol,’ crazy-acting chick named Janet had just punched another woman and ran down the street. Ya’ll send somebody out here before they hurt this fool. A car went to see what was going on with Miss Janet on the Memphis strip.
He did what? A grandmomma said her grandson just beat her up: Some of these folks have got to be crazy. On Aug. 20, at 10:08 p.m., a po, lil granny who lives in the 4900 block, called and reported that her ol’ ornery, disrespectful grandson had just beat her up. A car was sent out to see it they couldn’t catch this punk and teach him some manners.
Patrice on 97th is drunk as a skunk and thinks somebody stabbed her: Say whaaaat? On Aug. 20, at 10:05 p.m., a highly intoxicated woman, named Patrice, called from the 3800 block of East 97th Street, and reported that her mean “A” boyfriend had just punched her and she thinks that he stabbed her, to boot, she’s not sure. A unit was sent out to first she if this chick is tripping or just what is going on.
A large group is gathering on 61st and Fleet getting ready to fight: On Aug. 20, at 9:54 p.m., a concerned resident called in and reported that a large group was gathering near 61st and Fleet Avenue, getting ready to rumble. Several cars were sent out to disrupt this confrontation before it started to boil.
Somebody just broke in the back door of a house on Randle Avenue: At 9:49 p.m., an alarm company called and reported that they had just received a signal that somebody had just broken in the back door leading to the kitchen of a house in the 700 block of Randle Avenue. A car was sent out to try and catch this thief.
Some dope boys are on a porch on West 98th making too much noise: Ya’ll need to get somebody out here, now! Was the plea from a neighbor in the 3800 block of West 98th Street, who reported that they are damn sick and tired of some dope boys who are sitting on the porch next door talking junk and making a whole lotta noise. A unit was dispatched to put these clowns in check or take them to jail.