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Call & Post Police Blotter for the week of 7/31/13

BOB FERGUSON | 7/31/2013, midnight
Police blotter reports from across Ohio

Some squatters have moved into the house next door like they own it: What in the hell is going on there? On July 27, at about 8:49 p.m., a highly pissed off neighbor, who lives in the 4200 block of West 17th Street, called and reported that some damn squatters have moved into the vacant house next door just like they own it and this is dangerous for peace abiding folks in the neighborhood who are decent homeowners. A car was sent out to evict the vagabonds and make them move on.

Stop these disrespectful young’uns from shooting hoops in the street: Dammit! “Some disrespectful young’uns are shooting hoops in the street and won’t move to allow the cars to pass by.” On July 27, at 8:51 p.m., this was reported from some angry motorists driving in the 3500 block of Virginia Avenue, there were some ol’ ornery, nasty talking kids blocking the pathway, playing basketball and refusing to allow the cars to pass by. A unit was sent out to chase the disrespectful brats off to somebody’s backyard to finish out their game. As old folks used to say, if your “A” ain’t got bumpers on it, keep your butt out of the street.

Woman said neighbor, Mr. Cunningham, came in and stole her money: You’d betta’ give me back my money! On July 27, at 8:57 p.m., a security guard, named Jazmon, at an apartment building in the 100 block of East 156th Street, called for help and reported that a tenant of the building was raising hell about another tenant, named Mr. Cunningham, who she believed had come into her house and stolen all of her money. The guard said she was having a hard time trying to avoid a major confrontation between the two sluggers. A car was sent out to help try and find the thief who took her money. Good Luck!

Some knuckleheads are racing dirt bikes up and down 111th: Whoa! Somebody is going to get hurt. At 8:25 p.m., on July 27, some neighbors on East 111th Street got fed up with all the nonsense noise from some lil bad butt rascals who were racing dirt bikes up and down their street, causing a safety hazard and creating an annoying disturbance. A car was sent out to tell the lil bastards to knock it off before somebody gets hurt.

A chick wearing a flaming red wig is stealing at Turnstyle Boutique: Wooowe! This one won’t be hard to spot. On July 27, at 8:06 p.m., an employee at the Turnstyle Boutique on West 65th and Detroit Avenue, called and reported that about five juvenile girls had just ran out of the store after stealing a whole bunch of stuff. The main thief was a girl who is wearing a flaming red wig. The hoodlums were running West on Detroit. Minutes later, an officer called and reported that all the thieving, lil hood rats had been caught and all the merchandise recovered.

Huge mob gathering at 108th and Aetna getting ready to duke it out: At 8:07 p.m., on July 27, several calls were received from residents, neighbors and motorist passing through the area of 108th and Aetna Road, who reported that a huge gang of knucklehead hood rats were gathering at that location, getting ready to fight and bring on WW III. Although no weapons were spotted, a number of cars were dispatched to the area to put down any ruckus that may have occurred. Good looking out! If you see something say, something, which will help us control our neighborhoods.