Police Blotter Week of 10-23-2013

Bob Ferguson | 10/23/2013, 10:20 a.m.
Ex-husband who still lives with his Woman on E. 74th is raising hell: As the old song goes “Breaking Up ...

Doug caught with a crack pipe standing next to a stolen lawnmower:

Yuh, Yuh, it ain’t mine! Which is a common lie told when a smoker is caught red handed with the stolen goods in his possession or just standing next to something that happens to be stolen. On Oct 13, at 8:39 p.m., a 51 year old crack head named Douglas was busted by two cops while he was standing in the front yard of a house in the 900 block of Johnson Street an address next to a green lawnmower. Cops had taken a report of stolen green lawnmower earlier in the day. The suspect was found to have several warrants on file. The search incident to arrest revealed a metal push rod in his right front pants pocket. Also found was a metal crack pipe on the ground where the suspect was standing. Bam, Busted! Liar, liar, yo pants are on fire.

Cops busted Stephanie while stuffing drugs down into her bloomers: Ya’ll need to help get this chick get some help. October 20, at 10:23 p.m., two officers were on patrol and observed the listed vehicle make a short term visit at a known drug house location. They attempted to stop the vehicle at Excelsior/Beaver for a traffic violation. The 24 year old driver name Stephanie Taber was very slow to pull over and appeared to be stuffing something down her panties. She was swerving all over the road and at one point even hit the curb before finally stopping the car. The driver admitted to Officers that she had a syringe in the car and a small amount of dope in her panties. Officers recovered a bag of meth between the driver’s side door and the seat. The suspect also retrieved another small bag of meth from her pants. The meth tested positive with a field test kit. A syringe was also located in the center console of the vehicle. There was also a small bag of an unknown substance found in the glove compartment of the vehicle. Ha- Mercy! Get this chick some held.

Cops nab Kurt with 12 ½ grams of weed and a loaded Swisher cigar: Ooooowe! Some of ya’ll just keep riding dirty knowing the man is watching you. A hard head make a soft, you know what when you don’t want to listen. On Oct. 11, at around 9:40 p.m., officers saw a dude named Kurtay Witherspoon–Seward run a red light as he headed east on East Waterloo Road and Coventry Street. Officers stopped the vehicle and discovered that the driver, Witherspoon-Seward was not a valid driver. He was placed under arrest and seated in the officers' cruiser. Upon approaching the vehicle and during a vehicle inventory prior to towing, officers had noticed the strong smell of weed coming from Kurt‘s vehicle. Unable to find the source of the smell, officers called a K-9 to the scene. The officer and his dog discovered a small bag of marijuana hidden inside and under the center console. Officers also found a Swisher Sweet cigar inside the pocket of the front passenger door. Dummy!